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Ford Davenport is in way over his head with his multiple personality girlfriend. To make things worse, he and his family watched a tape left by his deceased father, leaving hints of a life that none of them knew about. Ford’s life is about to change, and not for the better. He will do whatever it takes to save his family, even losing himself. Basically…he’s F%#CKING SCREWE Ford Davenport is in way over his head with his multiple personality girlfriend. To make things worse, he and his family watched a tape left by his deceased father, leaving hints of a life that none of them knew about. Ford’s life is about to change, and not for the better. He will do whatever it takes to save his family, even losing himself. Basically…he’s F%#CKING SCREWED. Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn’t it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you’re reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you’re in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.


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Ford Davenport is in way over his head with his multiple personality girlfriend. To make things worse, he and his family watched a tape left by his deceased father, leaving hints of a life that none of them knew about. Ford’s life is about to change, and not for the better. He will do whatever it takes to save his family, even losing himself. Basically…he’s F%#CKING SCREWE Ford Davenport is in way over his head with his multiple personality girlfriend. To make things worse, he and his family watched a tape left by his deceased father, leaving hints of a life that none of them knew about. Ford’s life is about to change, and not for the better. He will do whatever it takes to save his family, even losing himself. Basically…he’s F%#CKING SCREWED. Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn’t it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you’re reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you’re in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.

30 review for F%#KING SCREWED: Ford Davenport: Season One Episode Three

  1. 4 out of 5

    Margaret

    You have to laugh at all the goings on of Yaya, Daisy/Slutty Pepper/Tommy, etc, really who would let them loose in a strip club (maybe that is why Mark never told anyone he was part owner). These Davenports really manage to get themselves into quite a mess, but each book leaves more questions. What are Vinny and Roxy really up to? Is Troy a good guy or is he really working his own agenda? What is Cash up to? Will they find out Frankie's secret? Will the Davenports be able to hide the body when s You have to laugh at all the goings on of Yaya, Daisy/Slutty Pepper/Tommy, etc, really who would let them loose in a strip club (maybe that is why Mark never told anyone he was part owner). These Davenports really manage to get themselves into quite a mess, but each book leaves more questions. What are Vinny and Roxy really up to? Is Troy a good guy or is he really working his own agenda? What is Cash up to? Will they find out Frankie's secret? Will the Davenports be able to hide the body when so many people already know about it? Guess I will just have to wait for the next book to see if there are answers.

  2. 4 out of 5

    Carol

    And the plot thickens! So many twists and turns, dead bodies, strip clubs, a sexy and demur Daisy, porn videos and a confused EVERYONE! These books get better and better with each new episode. Don’t forget about Kitty! Everyone needs a Kitty! The laughs keep coming! Well done Kelly and Shannyn!

  3. 5 out of 5

    ☆☆Hannah☆☆

    Just when you think this family can't get any crazier they do. I seriously hope things in the very end will be more doable for them. The secrets keep popping up and it will be interesting to know the whole truth in the end. Yet again this book ends with a cliffhanger. Hopefully I will get around to next one soon. Just when you think this family can't get any crazier they do. I seriously hope things in the very end will be more doable for them. The secrets keep popping up and it will be interesting to know the whole truth in the end. Yet again this book ends with a cliffhanger. Hopefully I will get around to next one soon.

  4. 4 out of 5

    S

    We get to know Ford a bit more in this episode. He has had an enormous amount of pressure placed on his shoulders now that he is the man of the house after the passing of his father and he’s struggling under the load. As the blurb states you have to read these books in order or you won’t be able to follow along on the madcap tumbling down the hill zany adventure that is the Crazy Rich Davenports. We start this weeks episode with Ford leaving a family meeting in anger and hurt after seeing the tape We get to know Ford a bit more in this episode. He has had an enormous amount of pressure placed on his shoulders now that he is the man of the house after the passing of his father and he’s struggling under the load. As the blurb states you have to read these books in order or you won’t be able to follow along on the madcap tumbling down the hill zany adventure that is the Crazy Rich Davenports. We start this weeks episode with Ford leaving a family meeting in anger and hurt after seeing the tape his father had made before he died. Unfortunately he runs over the henchman and now has a dead body to deal with. He tries unsuccessfully to deal with it on his own. Inevitably his family finds out what is going on and they all want to help. In true Davenport fashion there is mayhem by the boatloads as they try to keep Ford out of jail and the enemy in the dark about it’s lost player. Upon learning that their deceased father had a side business at a strip club the legal aged members of the family some invited and others that invited themselves head to check out the new business. While there they get a visit from their not so nice grandfather who has decided to apply pressure to Ford to get him to do his bidding. In the club YaYa and Slutty Pepper take center stage literally and add their brand of sexy kink to an already crazy day. Ford is doing his best to try to reign in his crazy family to more normally accepted ways. His hands are full just trying to keep the kids in line, his split personality girlfriend now he has his mafia type grandfather trying to blackmail him into working for him. It’s no wonder when a “normal” classmate shows up to drop off some homework he is contemplating spending some time with her hoping that someone with less drama might be a nice change of pace. For me this episode just seemed to be one event after the other with no real rest time or key moment that brings everything together. In the other episodes there were some touching moments or past insights that gave you a new perspective on a member of the family and gave your heart strings a little tug to make them seem real beneath all of the madness. This episode was just full speed ahead and then a very abrupt ending. By far this episode is the shortest of the series so far and while entertaining it just didn’t have that extra little piece that made it as special as the other episodes at least for me. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  5. 5 out of 5

    Jennifer

    Yes, I am back with a review of another of Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore's absolutely insanely odd, funny, and addictive novels in their Davenport series, F%#cking Screwed! Hopefully, you have seen my reviews of the first three installments so you will already be caught up on this family, but this time it's Ford's turn, and his novel is definitely a wild ride.  He's been dealing with the "goon" in the basement, he's overwhelmed with Daisy's extra personalities, his mom is going to marry his uncle Yes, I am back with a review of another of Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore's absolutely insanely odd, funny, and addictive novels in their Davenport series, F%#cking Screwed! Hopefully, you have seen my reviews of the first three installments so you will already be caught up on this family, but this time it's Ford's turn, and his novel is definitely a wild ride.  He's been dealing with the "goon" in the basement, he's overwhelmed with Daisy's extra personalities, his mom is going to marry his uncle Cash (even though she's into cowboy Troy), one of the adult film crew thinks there are spirits on the property, and they still aren't sure if his little sister's imaginary friend is indeed imaginary. And this is only what is recapped at the beginning of the novel! I've loved Ford's character since the beginning of the series, but this time, the authors give us a closer peek into his brain, his stressors, his pressures, and his indecision. Ford is trying to protect his family from his grandfather Davenport and the shady business that his father was involved in, all while learning that he has, in fact, inherited ownership of the said shady business.  He's sick of his sweet girlfriend turning into Slutty Pepper and/or Tommy. His grandmother, Yaya, wants to learn how to work a stripper pole and sell drugs in a bar. Oh, and of course, he needs to deal with a body! Basically, Ford is extremely overwhelmed and the plot of this series is insane, as shown through the amazing writing ability of Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore. What stands out the most, however, is the creativity of this writing duo. Not sure where they get their inspiration for this series, how they think up these characters, or even better - how they combine it all into novels that are hilarious, wonderfully offensive, and have incredible plots! Yes, F%#cking Screwed is over the top as are the other novels in the series, but I couldn't help to notice how this time there are even more plot twists and more suspense. I love how they keep building and building on this, making me wonder what will happen next, who will have sex with who, who will get arrested, and so on.  As stated above, this is not a series for the light-hearted and Ford's book is no exception. However, this is the perfect escape from everyday life when you want to laugh, repeatedly have your jaw drop open because you can't believe what you've read, and when you want a fun and suspenseful novel. I cannot wait until the next one! *Many thanks to the authors for providing this ARC in exchange for my honest review!

  6. 5 out of 5

    Tiffany

    The Davenport clan just can't seem to keep themselves out of trouble. If it's not one of them, it's a couple (or all) of them in it together. Through it all they put the fun in dysfunctional. They love each other and are a close-knit group despite seeming all over the place. In this episode Ford is at the end of his rope. He has so much going on for such a young man. First, he's dealing with what happened at the end of the previous episode. On top of that, he's trying to process all the things h The Davenport clan just can't seem to keep themselves out of trouble. If it's not one of them, it's a couple (or all) of them in it together. Through it all they put the fun in dysfunctional. They love each other and are a close-knit group despite seeming all over the place. In this episode Ford is at the end of his rope. He has so much going on for such a young man. First, he's dealing with what happened at the end of the previous episode. On top of that, he's trying to process all the things he's learning about his dad and the guilt he feels about what happened with his dad. Plus, he's got a girlfriend with multiple personalities, a grandfather with no scruples and illegal activities, and an uncle he can't trust. He's forced to handle all that while trying to be the man of the house at the same time. Whew! My heart goes out to Ford. Thankfully there were quite a few antics from the others to keep the laughs coming and balance out the worried feelings for Ford. As more secrets come out and more blackmail situations arise, I am more and more intrigued about where this series is going to go next. I can't wait! If you have not started this series yet I encourage you to pick up a copy. They should be read in order, starting with the pilot, as they are not standalones. Each episode ends (usually in a cliffhanger) and the next story picks up where the previous ended. *I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review. This is my honest review.*

  7. 5 out of 5

    Jill Anna Freeman

    “ F%#king Screwed: Ford Davenport -Season One -Episode Three” by Shannyn Leah & Kelly Moore is yet another outrageous installment of the Mad ...and HIGHLY Dys-FUN-ctional ....Crazy Rich Davenport family...this time featuring Ford Davenport!!! Can being a member of an insanely lunatic family of loving miscreants drive one to desire intensively expensive therapy ...plus a distillery of highly potent liquors to dull the pain ....Ford Davenport certainly thinks so...all because he is trying to be Th “ F%#king Screwed: Ford Davenport -Season One -Episode Three” by Shannyn Leah & Kelly Moore is yet another outrageous installment of the Mad ...and HIGHLY Dys-FUN-ctional ....Crazy Rich Davenport family...this time featuring Ford Davenport!!! Can being a member of an insanely lunatic family of loving miscreants drive one to desire intensively expensive therapy ...plus a distillery of highly potent liquors to dull the pain ....Ford Davenport certainly thinks so...all because he is trying to be The Man of the House ( until someone else takes over) and solve every one of the ever increasing crises. It’s a lively romp for the Davenports...as nuptials loom...possible spirits roam ...personalities continue to fracture ...and mayhem reigns supreme!!! What’s a fellow to DO?!? Find out in this hilarious frolic...creatively crafted to cause uncontrollable outburst of laughter and mirthful bouts of glee. Best consumed while slightly tipsy and holding onto the carpet to prevent damage from side-splitting humor. MUCH Enjoyed!!! Highly Recommended!!! I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  8. 5 out of 5

    Kristen Lewendon

    This is just wrong. So very, very wrong. And yet, I just can’t stop reading. Like an automobile accident, you’re flabbergasted by the carnage, but unable to look away. With every page turn, there’s another scene that left my jaw hanging loose and my brain screaming in frantic circles. I really don’t have the first, faintest, notion of what I just experienced, but it’s unlike anything I’ve encountered before. I’m not even sure who I’m supposed to be cheering for anymore. The line between good and This is just wrong. So very, very wrong. And yet, I just can’t stop reading. Like an automobile accident, you’re flabbergasted by the carnage, but unable to look away. With every page turn, there’s another scene that left my jaw hanging loose and my brain screaming in frantic circles. I really don’t have the first, faintest, notion of what I just experienced, but it’s unlike anything I’ve encountered before. I’m not even sure who I’m supposed to be cheering for anymore. The line between good and bad has become so blurred in this family, we’ve lost all perspective. I can’t explain this book. I only know I want to read more. I received a complimentary advanced copy of this book via BookSprout.

  9. 5 out of 5

    BookAddict

    Things just seem to go from bad to worse for this family in this next installment of the Crazy, Rich Davenports. Dead bodies, ghosts, stripper clubs, dirty cops, adult film productions, uncrackable safes, trouble with the law, death threats and ultimatums all over the place. And yet there still seems to be room for sexy times for just about everyone except virgin Gemma in this ridiculously entertaining episode with characters a little too far past sane and into crazy that you can't help but love Things just seem to go from bad to worse for this family in this next installment of the Crazy, Rich Davenports. Dead bodies, ghosts, stripper clubs, dirty cops, adult film productions, uncrackable safes, trouble with the law, death threats and ultimatums all over the place. And yet there still seems to be room for sexy times for just about everyone except virgin Gemma in this ridiculously entertaining episode with characters a little too far past sane and into crazy that you can't help but love. If you’ve been keeping up with the series, you won’t want to miss out on what happens in this episode. If you're new to the Davenport madness, grab your seat on the crazy train with the rest of us, start at the beginning with Dare to Enter and get caught up before the next installment releases! *I reviewed an advance copy of this book freely and voluntarily, having made no commitment to provide a review and receiving no compensation of any kind from any source for this review.

  10. 5 out of 5

    Katt Alexander

    I don't know how Shannyn and Kelly do it, but each "episode" of "Crazy Rich Davenports" is even more uproariously funny and mind blowingly dramatic than the previous episode. I love how all of the characters play an integral role within the storyline. If any one of them were missing, the whole book would be different. “F#%king Screwed” continuously built up and ended with an explosion that once again has left me eagerly anticipating the next episode! I don't know how Shannyn and Kelly do it, but each "episode" of "Crazy Rich Davenports" is even more uproariously funny and mind blowingly dramatic than the previous episode. I love how all of the characters play an integral role within the storyline. If any one of them were missing, the whole book would be different. “F#%king Screwed” continuously built up and ended with an explosion that once again has left me eagerly anticipating the next episode!

  11. 4 out of 5

    Fleur

    Another great addition to this series, we focus on Ford a bit more and get to see the inner turmoil he has going on not only with his family and wanting to be the man of the house now his Dad is gone but also his relationship with Daisy and all her tag alongs. I think it is great how each episode is focused on an individual family member while also getting to know the others a bit more and see where their weird and crazy lives go next! I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am vol Another great addition to this series, we focus on Ford a bit more and get to see the inner turmoil he has going on not only with his family and wanting to be the man of the house now his Dad is gone but also his relationship with Daisy and all her tag alongs. I think it is great how each episode is focused on an individual family member while also getting to know the others a bit more and see where their weird and crazy lives go next! I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  12. 5 out of 5

    Pamela Lunder

    Oh man! These books just keep getting crazier and crazier. Ford did it big this time. He has landed himself and Lucy into some serious stuff. Gamma and her idea to talk to spirts, that l want to read about. Is it really over between Ford and Daisy? Hmm I don't know. Poor Lucy having to say goodbye to Troy, I can't wait to see what happens there. Yaya is still crazy and makes me laugh. I love this series and can't wait for the next episode! I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am Oh man! These books just keep getting crazier and crazier. Ford did it big this time. He has landed himself and Lucy into some serious stuff. Gamma and her idea to talk to spirts, that l want to read about. Is it really over between Ford and Daisy? Hmm I don't know. Poor Lucy having to say goodbye to Troy, I can't wait to see what happens there. Yaya is still crazy and makes me laugh. I love this series and can't wait for the next episode! I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  13. 5 out of 5

    Nicki - The Overflowing Bookcase

    Once again the reader is taken on a wild and crazy ride and can again understand who puts the FUN in dysFUNctional. I cannot read these books without laughing out loud and shaking my head. You must be a little touched in the head to enjoy reading just how far this family can go. This installment gives the reader not only a dead naked man, a dog with an appetite but more insane imaginary friend chaos. I so look forward to seeing just how far this series is going to take the antics.

  14. 4 out of 5

    Lynn Stifle

    The title of this book describes Ford's life perfectly and he is definitely f%#king screwed! This was laugh out loud hilarious and the Davenports can't seem to keep themselves out of trouble. These books seem to get better and better, you have dead bodies, strip clubs, mayhem, and a bunch of crazies, what more could you ask for, I can't wait for the next installment! The title of this book describes Ford's life perfectly and he is definitely f%#king screwed! This was laugh out loud hilarious and the Davenports can't seem to keep themselves out of trouble. These books seem to get better and better, you have dead bodies, strip clubs, mayhem, and a bunch of crazies, what more could you ask for, I can't wait for the next installment!

  15. 4 out of 5

    Shannyn Leah

    Ford's the man of the house now and he's ready to take his place...or is he? Ford was SO much fun to write. Maybe because Daisy/Slutty Pepper/Tommy were such a big part of his book (are they ever NOT a big part of a book), or maybe it's because we discover another secret about the crazy rich Davenports. Enjoy xoxo Shannyn Ford's the man of the house now and he's ready to take his place...or is he? Ford was SO much fun to write. Maybe because Daisy/Slutty Pepper/Tommy were such a big part of his book (are they ever NOT a big part of a book), or maybe it's because we discover another secret about the crazy rich Davenports. Enjoy xoxo Shannyn

  16. 5 out of 5

    Lori

    F%#king Screwed by Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore is the fourth installment of The Crazy Rich Davenports series. This series should be read in the order it is written. This installment is dedicated to getting to know Ford, and yes, we really got to know ALL of him and yes, he is definitely f%#cking screwed. There is so much going on in this book, I was unable to put it down. Ford somehow gets himself into so much trouble you just have to shake your head and laugh. I am definitely looking forward F%#king Screwed by Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore is the fourth installment of The Crazy Rich Davenports series. This series should be read in the order it is written. This installment is dedicated to getting to know Ford, and yes, we really got to know ALL of him and yes, he is definitely f%#cking screwed. There is so much going on in this book, I was unable to put it down. Ford somehow gets himself into so much trouble you just have to shake your head and laugh. I am definitely looking forward to see how he comes out of the quagmires he has gotten himself into. But, that's not all that is going on, Yaya is still up to her shenanigans and when she teams up with Tommy it's just hilarious. And then there is poor Lucy, who is being pulled between the two men in her life. Now I am looking forward to meeting Gemma. Happy reading. ***I kindly received an ARC of this book by way of Booksprout . I was not contacted, asked or required to leave a review in order to read this book. I received no compensation, financial or otherwise. This is my honest review.***

  17. 4 out of 5

    Peggy

    Pure entertainment. Kelly has a winner here because I can’t wait to get my hands on each book as it comes out. Love this series. I never laughed so hard or enjoyed a read as much as I have these. Absolutely recommend this series hours of entertainment and laugh out loud fun. This books starts exactly where the lady left off - I’m actually palanning to read them all in order again. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  18. 4 out of 5

    Erin OBrien

    As it all continues to come together, it all starts to fall apart. The harder they all try to stay away from the dealings of the evil Davenport grandparents, the more they get sucked in. Everyone is still crazy...and maybe getting crazier! Need more!!! 5 stars!

  19. 5 out of 5

    Stella Thompson

    F%#king Screwed by Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore is the fourth book in The Crazy Rich Davenports series. This series really needs to be read in order or you will miss a lot(and really feel lost!). F%#king Screwed is the book all about Ford. There is so much going on in this book, I found myself going forward and back, just to hope to follow the antics of the Davenport. Ford gets himself in a really sticky situation, and of course the family re all there helping. He is so upset and frustrated when F%#king Screwed by Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore is the fourth book in The Crazy Rich Davenports series. This series really needs to be read in order or you will miss a lot(and really feel lost!). F%#king Screwed is the book all about Ford. There is so much going on in this book, I found myself going forward and back, just to hope to follow the antics of the Davenport. Ford gets himself in a really sticky situation, and of course the family re all there helping. He is so upset and frustrated when he is shoved in the “man of the house” role following the death of his father. But then he finds out what his father was hiding from them all, and he has to fight the Davenport grandparents, who want to pull Ford to their nasty side. With Yaya and Tommy helping, you just know everything is going to end up making you laugh out loud and enjoy everything you read in this book. There’s also poor Lucy who continues to be pulled between 2 men! This book and the situations are so out of this world, you’ll be laughing and re-reading to ensure you don’t miss anything! Highly recommend this entertaining series. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  20. 5 out of 5

    Treasa

    CRAZY TRAIN All Aboard!💋 An abundance of emotions on steroids! You don't know which end is up and if you should be shocked, amazed, arms flailing, upset, rolling your eyes but with out a doubt you will be laughing you ass off without hesitation laughing gaging, snorting and choking on you outbursts near failure of wetting yourself that you will need time to settle your self and wipe the tears from your eyes in order to continue reading! An intoxicating must read that will be impossible to reach t CRAZY TRAIN All Aboard!💋 An abundance of emotions on steroids! You don't know which end is up and if you should be shocked, amazed, arms flailing, upset, rolling your eyes but with out a doubt you will be laughing you ass off without hesitation laughing gaging, snorting and choking on you outbursts near failure of wetting yourself that you will need time to settle your self and wipe the tears from your eyes in order to continue reading! An intoxicating must read that will be impossible to reach the end without being unscathed by this dysfunctional family of brilliant dimwits and all there craziness as their cobwebs are dusted off and the skeletons get released putting all there flaws on display for you to enjoy as you burn through the pages packed with crazy insane twists you never see coming, LOL, fun, entertaining, a myriad of emotions, edgy and thrilling sexy hot chemistry! An addicting must read that you will need a detox from as you think your ride on the crazy train ended but you can still feel the effects from the grin on your face and the ache in your side from all the LOL fun! I LOVED IT! 👅

  21. 4 out of 5

    Sarahe32

    F%#king Screwed is book 4 in the Crazy Rich Davenports series, you must read the others first before this one. This book is based more on Ford Davenport, after the big bombshell that was dropped on the Davenports Ford has had about enough, he has had a accident, he has a crazy girlfriend with more personalities than he can keep up with, his mother is a mess and as for the rest of the family nothing is normal, he needs to be the man of the house but the word is weighing on his shoulders. Will he F%#king Screwed is book 4 in the Crazy Rich Davenports series, you must read the others first before this one. This book is based more on Ford Davenport, after the big bombshell that was dropped on the Davenports Ford has had about enough, he has had a accident, he has a crazy girlfriend with more personalities than he can keep up with, his mother is a mess and as for the rest of the family nothing is normal, he needs to be the man of the house but the word is weighing on his shoulders. Will he manage to cope or will he be screwed? These books get crazier and crazier the more you read, but always leave you wanting more. I am in love with this series, I am worried what I will do when it ends, it has the right amount of weird, wonderful, funny, sexy, wit that I love in a book and I love that you can read a whole book in day and still have time to make it look like you cleaned the house. I have said it before and I will say it again, brilliant books by two wonderful, messed in the head authors.

  22. 5 out of 5

    Gina

    Poor Ford. The title of this book certainly describes his life. Trying to protect his family, he is getting blackmailed by his grandfather. His girl Daisy/Pepper/Tommy (who needs anti-psychotic meds) expects him to deal with her personalities. YaYa who tries to help only makes matters worse (Pops needs to put Xanax in her cheerios) is going to end up breaking a hip or going to jail for the rest of her life. His mother Lucy is trying hard to protect everyone, I hope her knight in shining armor (i Poor Ford. The title of this book certainly describes his life. Trying to protect his family, he is getting blackmailed by his grandfather. His girl Daisy/Pepper/Tommy (who needs anti-psychotic meds) expects him to deal with her personalities. YaYa who tries to help only makes matters worse (Pops needs to put Xanax in her cheerios) is going to end up breaking a hip or going to jail for the rest of her life. His mother Lucy is trying hard to protect everyone, I hope her knight in shining armor (in this case a cowboy hat) can save her from a forced marriage. Just like a bag of potato chips you just can't help eating one more, that's how this series is. I received a complimentary copy and I am giving a review voluntarily.

  23. 4 out of 5

    Jackie D

    Phew! Talk about issues! I have to admit its kind of nice reading about a family that is more messed up than mine! As the madness continues, Ford has jumped off the deep end into manhood while Yaya shows everyone how it's done at the strip club. Lucy is juggling all the mayhem including the p**sing match between Troy and Cash- I cannot get enough of the insanity! As I am reading I picture the story as if it were an episode from a Netflix series ... this would be a VERY interesting episode. HA! Hilar Phew! Talk about issues! I have to admit its kind of nice reading about a family that is more messed up than mine! As the madness continues, Ford has jumped off the deep end into manhood while Yaya shows everyone how it's done at the strip club. Lucy is juggling all the mayhem including the p**sing match between Troy and Cash- I cannot get enough of the insanity! As I am reading I picture the story as if it were an episode from a Netflix series ... this would be a VERY interesting episode. HA! Hilarity, sexiness heart-pumping action laced emotion. Every book is a uniquely creative, passionate piece that I crave more of!

  24. 5 out of 5

    Kari Hansen

    In this episode of The Crazy Rich Davenports it is Ford’s turn to tell his story. Trying to be the head of the family after his father’s death certainly has it’s challenges especially when you throw in Daisy, his girlfriend with multiple personalities. Mayhem erupts that include an accident, their father’s side business which is the last thing that this wild and wacky family needs, and a grandfather and an uncle that won’t leave them alone. This story takes you on a never ending adventure that wi In this episode of The Crazy Rich Davenports it is Ford’s turn to tell his story. Trying to be the head of the family after his father’s death certainly has it’s challenges especially when you throw in Daisy, his girlfriend with multiple personalities. Mayhem erupts that include an accident, their father’s side business which is the last thing that this wild and wacky family needs, and a grandfather and an uncle that won’t leave them alone. This story takes you on a never ending adventure that will have you laughing out loud and awaiting to see what could happen next to this family. I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book.

  25. 4 out of 5

    Renee

    This series is better than reality TV. You must read these books in order or you will not be able to follow the story. This book centers around Ford and the decisions he needs to make about working with his grandfather. These books are deliciously raucous and hilarious. The story is told from all the characters viewpoints. The writing is great - there is continuity between the characters. The story is not lost in the multiple voices. Can’t wait for the next installment!

  26. 4 out of 5

    Michele

    Love this series! Love the zany Davenports. You can not help but fall in love with them. I love Ford. He just can not catch a break. Yaya keeps you on your toes. Trouble is always waiting for them. Pick up your copy to see what I am talking about. You will laugh out load at these characters. You will not be able to put this book down till you have read the last word.A definite must read. You will want more as soon as you finish one! I am voluntarily leaving my review after reading an advance rea Love this series! Love the zany Davenports. You can not help but fall in love with them. I love Ford. He just can not catch a break. Yaya keeps you on your toes. Trouble is always waiting for them. Pick up your copy to see what I am talking about. You will laugh out load at these characters. You will not be able to put this book down till you have read the last word.A definite must read. You will want more as soon as you finish one! I am voluntarily leaving my review after reading an advance reader copy of the book. I am ready for more! Can not wait to get my hands on the next one in this series!!!

  27. 5 out of 5

    Lisa Hahn

    Poor Ford he truly gets screwed! This book takes place at the Strip Club that Ford now owns with is Uncle. We still don't get the full details of what Grandpa Davenport was and is up to here. He is a threat to Ford. Good old Yaya makes her appearance. What would it be without her getting in some sort of mischief. Tommy, Slutty Pepper and Daisy all make an appearance on stage. How Ford keeps them all straight lol! Mr. Muscles is lost. Roxy wants to do a séance. Again this book is a great read. Go Poor Ford he truly gets screwed! This book takes place at the Strip Club that Ford now owns with is Uncle. We still don't get the full details of what Grandpa Davenport was and is up to here. He is a threat to Ford. Good old Yaya makes her appearance. What would it be without her getting in some sort of mischief. Tommy, Slutty Pepper and Daisy all make an appearance on stage. How Ford keeps them all straight lol! Mr. Muscles is lost. Roxy wants to do a séance. Again this book is a great read. Good plot more into the story. Can't wait for the next episode to see what mischief this family especially Yaya gets into.

  28. 4 out of 5

    Andrzejewski Amy

    This book is a quick read and best if binge read in order with the rest of the episodes. There's never a dull moment in the life of the Davenports. F%#king Screwed is Fords episode in this series. Thing's for Ford haven't gotten any better. The legal chaos is piling up and Daniel isn't making it easy for him. There's no telling if Daisy and Ford have a future together. The other members of the family haven't become any less chaotic. Yaya hasn't been tamed since the last book and is just as hilar This book is a quick read and best if binge read in order with the rest of the episodes. There's never a dull moment in the life of the Davenports. F%#king Screwed is Fords episode in this series. Thing's for Ford haven't gotten any better. The legal chaos is piling up and Daniel isn't making it easy for him. There's no telling if Daisy and Ford have a future together. The other members of the family haven't become any less chaotic. Yaya hasn't been tamed since the last book and is just as hilarious in this book. Lucy's family couldn't get any further from normal and are completely dys-fun-ctional. This series is a must read. You won't be disappointed.

  29. 5 out of 5

    Rebecca Voelker

    This was my least favorite episode thus far. I know the title infers that Ford gets royally screwed in this book but I felt that this was too much at one time. Yaya had a few memorable moments that saved the book in my opinion. She is one crazy lady and her and Tommy make a hilarious team. I wish we could have learn something more about Mark's death or the mysteries surrounding Frankie or how Mr. Muscles escaped. Hopefully something will be learned in the next episode. I voluntarily reviewed an This was my least favorite episode thus far. I know the title infers that Ford gets royally screwed in this book but I felt that this was too much at one time. Yaya had a few memorable moments that saved the book in my opinion. She is one crazy lady and her and Tommy make a hilarious team. I wish we could have learn something more about Mark's death or the mysteries surrounding Frankie or how Mr. Muscles escaped. Hopefully something will be learned in the next episode. I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book.

  30. 4 out of 5

    Penny Leidecker

    WOW, this series just keeps getting better. Sure, they have a lot of issues, but this series just pulls you in. I can’t wait to see what the next episode has for us. I’m still Team Troy for Lucy and I hope they end up together. Although, this family is highly dysfunctional, they truly love each other and will do what it takes to protect each other. I recommend reading these books in order to get the full meaning of what it is to be a crazy rich Davenport.

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