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My memoir will come in installments. This is the first installment which briefly details my unprecedented rise to viral fame as the biggest “douchebag” rapper in American history. A title which has stuck with me. I have called myself, the number 1 Korean American rapper, for hitting many benchmarks, and having my albums and songs sold in great numbers. Although recently, m My memoir will come in installments. This is the first installment which briefly details my unprecedented rise to viral fame as the biggest “douchebag” rapper in American history. A title which has stuck with me. I have called myself, the number 1 Korean American rapper, for hitting many benchmarks, and having my albums and songs sold in great numbers. Although recently, many artists have far surpassed me. Reader discretion is advised. Although this memoir is laced with profanity and strange sexual details, I also attempt to act adorable through my shining personality, since though I don’t look it, I want to be adorable AF. Outside, I’m ugly and fat. But my spirit animal is an adorable chubby cheeky cat with the fattest adorable smile. I’m also very sensitive. So I know what it’s like to have my feelings hurt. I also don’t want to offend people’s feelings, so if you are very, very left-leaning, or very right-leaning, make sure to skip the rant on English professors and Elitist Hollywood (basically the same thing), which you can do with a click or touch of the Blue-colored words. Also, this memoir pokes jolly fun at South Korean pop culture and beauty standards. No offense was meant for my fellow South Korean, or Korean American, fellows. There is some plot and dialogue which is based on true events at my cousin’s wedding where I took, metaphorically, my “viral vows.” I say, “Viral vows,” in part because it is a vow, and a sorta rap title for a song that has gone viral online and all over America. It caused my rise to fame. However, most of this first installment consists of rants and reflections and my thoughts, which I hope you enjoy. I don’t like to be politically correct, and I hope what I’m thinking is what at least some of us are thinking. I hope you can disagree without being disgusted. Hope you enjoy and love me, yo. I am the ugliest product of the world’s highest standards. I choose to reinvent these standards and consider myself beautiful. I hope you ugly, not-the-prettiest, and semi-beautiful readers, including butta-faced girls will enjoy this read. I hope together we can revitalize the long-forgotten cult (created out of my lyrics). This cult is about building taste, affection ,and strong love, for “ugly as shit” folks like me, and especially, for “butta-faced” women everywhere. Because you don’t need anymo’!


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My memoir will come in installments. This is the first installment which briefly details my unprecedented rise to viral fame as the biggest “douchebag” rapper in American history. A title which has stuck with me. I have called myself, the number 1 Korean American rapper, for hitting many benchmarks, and having my albums and songs sold in great numbers. Although recently, m My memoir will come in installments. This is the first installment which briefly details my unprecedented rise to viral fame as the biggest “douchebag” rapper in American history. A title which has stuck with me. I have called myself, the number 1 Korean American rapper, for hitting many benchmarks, and having my albums and songs sold in great numbers. Although recently, many artists have far surpassed me. Reader discretion is advised. Although this memoir is laced with profanity and strange sexual details, I also attempt to act adorable through my shining personality, since though I don’t look it, I want to be adorable AF. Outside, I’m ugly and fat. But my spirit animal is an adorable chubby cheeky cat with the fattest adorable smile. I’m also very sensitive. So I know what it’s like to have my feelings hurt. I also don’t want to offend people’s feelings, so if you are very, very left-leaning, or very right-leaning, make sure to skip the rant on English professors and Elitist Hollywood (basically the same thing), which you can do with a click or touch of the Blue-colored words. Also, this memoir pokes jolly fun at South Korean pop culture and beauty standards. No offense was meant for my fellow South Korean, or Korean American, fellows. There is some plot and dialogue which is based on true events at my cousin’s wedding where I took, metaphorically, my “viral vows.” I say, “Viral vows,” in part because it is a vow, and a sorta rap title for a song that has gone viral online and all over America. It caused my rise to fame. However, most of this first installment consists of rants and reflections and my thoughts, which I hope you enjoy. I don’t like to be politically correct, and I hope what I’m thinking is what at least some of us are thinking. I hope you can disagree without being disgusted. Hope you enjoy and love me, yo. I am the ugliest product of the world’s highest standards. I choose to reinvent these standards and consider myself beautiful. I hope you ugly, not-the-prettiest, and semi-beautiful readers, including butta-faced girls will enjoy this read. I hope together we can revitalize the long-forgotten cult (created out of my lyrics). This cult is about building taste, affection ,and strong love, for “ugly as shit” folks like me, and especially, for “butta-faced” women everywhere. Because you don’t need anymo’!

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