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Witches and glitches and testicle obsessed cats… Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard—or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job—but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost da Witches and glitches and testicle obsessed cats… Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard—or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job—but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin’ hot werewolf who’s convinced he’s my mate, and suddenly it’s party time—from hell. And this is my mission? Life is getting messy and I don’t do messy. With feelings I didn’t know I was capable of having, and the word love being thrown around like a football on Super Bowl Sunday, poofing away with a magical twitch of my nose is becoming more appealing by the moment. But to show I’m not a weenie, I’m gonna pull up my big girl panties and hurl some fireballs at Baba Yaga's older than dirt warlock posse if they don’t pony up the info I need. If I don’t burn the town of Assjacket down while trying to save it, I’m donning my red cape and playing who’s the big bad wolf with a for real wolf who’s hotter than any fireball. I just pray to the Goddess my heart doesn’t get burned in the process…


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Witches and glitches and testicle obsessed cats… Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard—or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job—but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost da Witches and glitches and testicle obsessed cats… Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard—or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job—but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin’ hot werewolf who’s convinced he’s my mate, and suddenly it’s party time—from hell. And this is my mission? Life is getting messy and I don’t do messy. With feelings I didn’t know I was capable of having, and the word love being thrown around like a football on Super Bowl Sunday, poofing away with a magical twitch of my nose is becoming more appealing by the moment. But to show I’m not a weenie, I’m gonna pull up my big girl panties and hurl some fireballs at Baba Yaga's older than dirt warlock posse if they don’t pony up the info I need. If I don’t burn the town of Assjacket down while trying to save it, I’m donning my red cape and playing who’s the big bad wolf with a for real wolf who’s hotter than any fireball. I just pray to the Goddess my heart doesn’t get burned in the process…

30 review for Witch Glitch

  1. 5 out of 5

    Sally906

    Didn't enjoy this as much as the first book in the series - won't be continuing on with it - I DO enjoy many of her other series so will concentrate on them instead. Didn't enjoy this as much as the first book in the series - won't be continuing on with it - I DO enjoy many of her other series so will concentrate on them instead.

  2. 4 out of 5

    TJ

    THE REVIEW Why this book? I loved the first book in the series What I thought This book is even more awesome then the first! I read it straight through I couldn't stop.I love the characters in this series, they are seriously too much. I was laughing so hard my sides hurts! I can't even start to tell you how funny and entertaining this book was. definitely a must read! THE REVIEW Why this book? I loved the first book in the series What I thought This book is even more awesome then the first! I read it straight through I couldn't stop.I love the characters in this series, they are seriously too much. I was laughing so hard my sides hurts! I can't even start to tell you how funny and entertaining this book was. definitely a must read!

  3. 5 out of 5

    Nadia

    Oh this was even better than the prequel. I love this series!!

  4. 5 out of 5

    Michelle Hoak

    Wonderful I laughed so hard coffee came out nose! I freaking loved this book! The characters are so wonderfully crafted and full of little quirks that are fun to read and make a simple scene into a work of art.

  5. 4 out of 5

    Beebs

    3.5! Occasionally silly and completely OTT but fun and sometimes that's just what you need :) 3.5! Occasionally silly and completely OTT but fun and sometimes that's just what you need :)

  6. 5 out of 5

    Samantha

    I felt like the first book had a lot of the same jokes that were used in The Hot Damned series. So I started to think that maybe all of Robyn Peterman books will be the same, but this one had some new material which I loved! So much of this book had me laughing so hard, and it was just so ridiculous and hilarious, and I felt that there was more character development in this one. Some things did bother me though. How many times does she have to say she's going to leave in one book? Also it's anno I felt like the first book had a lot of the same jokes that were used in The Hot Damned series. So I started to think that maybe all of Robyn Peterman books will be the same, but this one had some new material which I loved! So much of this book had me laughing so hard, and it was just so ridiculous and hilarious, and I felt that there was more character development in this one. Some things did bother me though. How many times does she have to say she's going to leave in one book? Also it's annoying that she still won't believe she's Mac's mate and the whole I'm not good enough for him, because of who raised me bullshit, like what? Sometimes I wanted to slap her she got so annoying! I did like her overall though, and she seems like someone I'll like in real life. Something else that bothered me is the whole Chuck thing. I understand his reasoning, but why now? (view spoiler)[He said he had sex with her Aunt in the first book, but not once did he act like she was his mate and he was that heartbroken about her death. He seemed just as sad as everyone else, but then in this book he's all suicidal? Where did that come from? I feel like the author just pulled that out of nowhere. (hide spoiler)] I'm also really questioning Robyn Peterman's relationship with her Mother. I still have a couple of her series to read, but this is the second one that had a lead character that craved her Mother's love, and never got it. Anyway this was even more fun then the last book and I love the new characters! Another quick read in the series and I can't wait until the next!

  7. 4 out of 5

    Regan

    It’s complicated Wow, file under whatever can go wrong... Zelda is back with her dad, the shifters, and Mac, who is still insisting she’s his mate. But not only has she not found the evil she was tasked with finding, but now she must keep a bear shifter from hanging him self, her dead aunt’s ghost just showed up, and her ex cell mate from witch jail brought her three very fat cat familiars with filthy mouths and minds. What’s a witch to do? Go crazy, run as fast and as far as possible, or face th It’s complicated Wow, file under whatever can go wrong... Zelda is back with her dad, the shifters, and Mac, who is still insisting she’s his mate. But not only has she not found the evil she was tasked with finding, but now she must keep a bear shifter from hanging him self, her dead aunt’s ghost just showed up, and her ex cell mate from witch jail brought her three very fat cat familiars with filthy mouths and minds. What’s a witch to do? Go crazy, run as fast and as far as possible, or face the evil and get blown up? Another fun book in the series and I think everyone would love it.

  8. 5 out of 5

    Marie Brown (Marie's Tempting Reads)

    Outrageously fun and full of spark, Witch Glitch had me laughing so hard I swear I nearly peed myself. Its a witchy good time full of magic, spectacular sex, and full of hilarious and memorable characters that will make you wish you had them as friends...or maybe not. I loved how I never knew from one page to the next, whether I was going to laugh or sigh. Its amazing how a book by Robyn Peterman can be so much fun and ridiculously sexy! A MUST MUST MUST READ AND A FIVE SHOOTING STARS!

  9. 5 out of 5

    Susan

    I think I'd love to live in Assjacket, or at least in Robyn Peterman's warped mind! Zelda, Mac, and Naked Dude are back with all the crazies. She had me laughing the whole way through. And if I wasn't laughing, I was drooling over Mac! I can't even imagine what she has in store for us next, but I'm ready! I think I'd love to live in Assjacket, or at least in Robyn Peterman's warped mind! Zelda, Mac, and Naked Dude are back with all the crazies. She had me laughing the whole way through. And if I wasn't laughing, I was drooling over Mac! I can't even imagine what she has in store for us next, but I'm ready!

  10. 5 out of 5

    marsha

    Funny. I love this series and literally laughed out loud and some point. It's more the minds and way the characters think then dialogue. I've seen some reviews on some books in this series that really irritate me. Seriously the rhetorical questions alone told me they didn't pay attention to the book. I can respect someone not liking the style of a book or not connecting with it. But to tell others to not even give it a chance because you personally didn't like it is rather rude and condescending t Funny. I love this series and literally laughed out loud and some point. It's more the minds and way the characters think then dialogue. I've seen some reviews on some books in this series that really irritate me. Seriously the rhetorical questions alone told me they didn't pay attention to the book. I can respect someone not liking the style of a book or not connecting with it. But to tell others to not even give it a chance because you personally didn't like it is rather rude and condescending to the reader and author. To make actually valid points about plot holes or character inconsistencies is ok. To trash someone's hard work because you only half listened to an audio book is not cool. If you didn't click with the narrator then don't listen, read it. But don't trash the book itself because you didn't care for the audio portion. The main character has had a terrible childhood without love so what she know about herself is she is shallow. That she understands but the thing is, love, family and honest to God friends are a foreign concept for her. She's afraid of letting letting them down or her letting them down. Or worse her heart getting broken again. So she claims shallow. But actions speak louder then words. She is trying to be a better person. She is a good person. but no one has believed in her before so why should she? No one has stuck around before or watched over her or loved her. Trusting isn't easy. So she handles it with a little bit of crazy, but it's the good kind of crazy. The hero is sexy hot and has his own brand of good crazy they mesh well.

  11. 4 out of 5

    Anne Monteith

    While not much happens in this book (except sex) it still kept me reading. This series is outrageously funny, I laughed so hard and had to keep telling the kids when they asked why I was laughing that it wasn't appropriate for them. Although the book is filled with humor from all the characters, Fabio the cat is sill the 45/5 STARS: **This is an honest, unbiased review. I would like to thank the author and/or/publisher for providing an ARC through Instafreebies, all opinions are mine.** While not much happens in this book (except sex) it still kept me reading. This series is outrageously funny, I laughed so hard and had to keep telling the kids when they asked why I was laughing that it wasn't appropriate for them. Although the book is filled with humor from all the characters, Fabio the cat is sill the 45/5 STARS: **This is an honest, unbiased review. I would like to thank the author and/or/publisher for providing an ARC through Instafreebies, all opinions are mine.**

  12. 4 out of 5

    C.J.

    This was good. Would have liked the story to have gotten further along than it did.

  13. 5 out of 5

    Candace

    What do you get when you have a Slightly off kilted, extremely powerful witch and a Sexy Werewolf with an adopted Kangaroo Shifter son? Hilarity, thats what!!! Robyn Peterman's wacky wonderful mind has pooped out another hit. I swear they get better and better with each word. And yes I meant WORD...My husband actually asked if I was hyperventilating I was laughing so hard. Zelda has Mother issues, Daaaad issues, Yaba Yomomma's serious fashion crisis issues, hell the girls has a crap-ton of issue What do you get when you have a Slightly off kilted, extremely powerful witch and a Sexy Werewolf with an adopted Kangaroo Shifter son? Hilarity, thats what!!! Robyn Peterman's wacky wonderful mind has pooped out another hit. I swear they get better and better with each word. And yes I meant WORD...My husband actually asked if I was hyperventilating I was laughing so hard. Zelda has Mother issues, Daaaad issues, Yaba Yomomma's serious fashion crisis issues, hell the girls has a crap-ton of issues. Problem is the only therapist is a porn addicted rabbit and she thinks she is unlovable. You will not be disappointed in this read. Teaser from Zelda: "Then fate can bite my butt. There's always another way. I just have to figure out." Shitshitshit. I just hoped I wasn't blowing smoke up my own ass. When can I get the next one? I would like it now please and thank you...AMAZEBALLS people AMAZEBALLS....

  14. 4 out of 5

    Vicki

    A definite must read In Witch Glitch, the second book in the Magic and Meyhem book by Robyn Peterman, Zelda, the Shifter Whisperer is trying to come to terms with her role in the Shifter community, her relationships with her dad and with Mac, the alpha of the pack in the town she's living in. The cast of characters in Witch Glitch are crazy funny, and I had many laugh out loud moments while reading this book. But in addition to all of the humor always present in Robyn's books was the emotional par A definite must read In Witch Glitch, the second book in the Magic and Meyhem book by Robyn Peterman, Zelda, the Shifter Whisperer is trying to come to terms with her role in the Shifter community, her relationships with her dad and with Mac, the alpha of the pack in the town she's living in. The cast of characters in Witch Glitch are crazy funny, and I had many laugh out loud moments while reading this book. But in addition to all of the humor always present in Robyn's books was the emotional part of the storyline. Zelda carries a deep hurt from being raised by a mom who cared more For what she could get out of her daughter, than for any person, including Zelda. Because of this, Zelda struggles to believe that she is worthy of the love given to her, and is always planning her "out", even knowing she needs them as much as she needs her. The emotion is raw and powerful... I can't wait for the next stage in Zeldas wild ride of a life.

  15. 5 out of 5

    Mel

    Zelda, the Shifter Whisper, and the rest of the gang of Assjacket, West Virginia are lovable and funny. Zelda and the town are still trying to solve the problem the Badgers started in the first book. Zelda and the town find enough hilarious trouble on their own but, Zelda's cell mate returns in this story to add to the problems. Not to mention, Zelda is still trying to adjust to having a father. I especially adore Mac, the sexy alpha werewolf that is still capable of being patient with his mate. Zelda, the Shifter Whisper, and the rest of the gang of Assjacket, West Virginia are lovable and funny. Zelda and the town are still trying to solve the problem the Badgers started in the first book. Zelda and the town find enough hilarious trouble on their own but, Zelda's cell mate returns in this story to add to the problems. Not to mention, Zelda is still trying to adjust to having a father. I especially adore Mac, the sexy alpha werewolf that is still capable of being patient with his mate. Instead of finding his mate's antics irritating or trying to control her, he finds Zelda humorous and works with her quirks. I highly recommend this series to anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Robyn always makes me laugh out loud. Her characters are also enduring.

  16. 4 out of 5

    Sherry

    All of Robyn Peterman's series are wickedly entertaining, but I have to say the Magic & Mayhem series is my absolute favorite! Both books are filled with oddball characters & uproariously funny situations!! But behind the laughs the main character Zelda, lies a young woman from a dysfunctional mother & a father who was not around during her childhood. She wants to love & be loved but isn't sure she is worthy or able to love. My heart breaks for her as she travels along her fated path. The final All of Robyn Peterman's series are wickedly entertaining, but I have to say the Magic & Mayhem series is my absolute favorite! Both books are filled with oddball characters & uproariously funny situations!! But behind the laughs the main character Zelda, lies a young woman from a dysfunctional mother & a father who was not around during her childhood. She wants to love & be loved but isn't sure she is worthy or able to love. My heart breaks for her as she travels along her fated path. The final battle had me on the edge of my seat as it wound to its conclusion. ****Warning: this book contains very strong language - so don't complain if you decide to read it!!! You have been warned!****

  17. 5 out of 5

    Relina Skye

    "Witch Glitch" by Robyn Peterman is the second story in her Magic and Mayhem Series. Zelda is adjusting to the sudden changes in her life. Well, sort of. She still has her hangups, but with Mac around she's got one fine King of the Shifters to keep her going. At least until they've gone on their 15 dates. The lurking evil is still hanging around, and Zelda has to address it. But with a couple of new funny characters thrown into the mix along with the return of Sassy, she'll have no choice but to "Witch Glitch" by Robyn Peterman is the second story in her Magic and Mayhem Series. Zelda is adjusting to the sudden changes in her life. Well, sort of. She still has her hangups, but with Mac around she's got one fine King of the Shifters to keep her going. At least until they've gone on their 15 dates. The lurking evil is still hanging around, and Zelda has to address it. But with a couple of new funny characters thrown into the mix along with the return of Sassy, she'll have no choice but to face her fate. Overall, another hilarious novel by Peterman. Her books are my kind of crazy. Can't wait to gobble the next one up.

  18. 4 out of 5

    Gnome Claire *Wishes she was as cool as Gnome Ann*

    This was fun, I enjoyed it alot more than the first in the series (Switching Hour) but it doesn't quite match up to Robyn Peterman's other series for me, it's just not quite as funny and I don't like the characters quite as much, it's still funny but it did disappoint me a bit (I absolutely love her other series though so I did have really high expectations). This was fun, I enjoyed it alot more than the first in the series (Switching Hour) but it doesn't quite match up to Robyn Peterman's other series for me, it's just not quite as funny and I don't like the characters quite as much, it's still funny but it did disappoint me a bit (I absolutely love her other series though so I did have really high expectations).

  19. 5 out of 5

    Janet Overstreet

    Robyn can deliver an outrageous, ridiculously hilarious, insane story and here it is she has done it again. This second book in the Magic & Mayhem Series follows suit with its entertaining craziness. If you like to laugh and don't get offended too easy; then you should try one, two, three or all of Robyn's books. Robyn can deliver an outrageous, ridiculously hilarious, insane story and here it is she has done it again. This second book in the Magic & Mayhem Series follows suit with its entertaining craziness. If you like to laugh and don't get offended too easy; then you should try one, two, three or all of Robyn's books.

  20. 4 out of 5

    Linda Quick

    Laugh out loud funny. The author makes me laugh no matter which book it is. This one focuses on the "shifter wanker". From that "name" alone, you know it's going to be a good book. The author mixes the profane with the absurd and blends it into a fantastic story that you won't be able to put down. If you want to escape reality and laugh until you cry, this is a must read. Laugh out loud funny. The author makes me laugh no matter which book it is. This one focuses on the "shifter wanker". From that "name" alone, you know it's going to be a good book. The author mixes the profane with the absurd and blends it into a fantastic story that you won't be able to put down. If you want to escape reality and laugh until you cry, this is a must read.

  21. 4 out of 5

    Cathy Fatula

    Magic & Mayhem Robyn Peterman does it again (no surprise there). With a wicked sense of humor & some sinful mind altering visuals, she leaves her readers with a peek into what could be only described as a wtf kind of experience. I have thoroughly enjoyed each & everyone of her books and look forward to more laughter & love. Well done!!!!!!!

  22. 4 out of 5

    Crissy Sutcliffe

    i say this every time i read a book by Robyn, but holy motherhumpinghell!!! her books just get better and better! Zelda and Mac are back with a new set of crazy antics to keep you laughing till you cry! Zelda is the shifter wanker, Mac is a big, bad, alpha werewolf shifter and they are hot hot hot together! I NEEDS more form this author!

  23. 4 out of 5

    Joa

    More please! Another great book, no doubt! Now just to wait patiently for the next book. I will not spoil it, but it was great, it continues from book one, for those who don't know it is a series, hopefully a long one ;) just go buy it, and enjoy it just like I did. More please! Another great book, no doubt! Now just to wait patiently for the next book. I will not spoil it, but it was great, it continues from book one, for those who don't know it is a series, hopefully a long one ;) just go buy it, and enjoy it just like I did.

  24. 4 out of 5

    Elayne

    I love the stories by Robyn Peterman, I find them to be sexy, exciting and highly amusing fast reads. If I want a book to lift my spirits and give me a laugh with its sometimes coarse name calling I can always rely on this author to do the job in this genre.

  25. 4 out of 5

    Roni Booth

    She did it again!! OMG!! Robyn has gone and topped herself this time. I loved this book! I felt a kindred spirit with Zelda. We both have man issues. I can't wait to read the next installment!! She did it again!! OMG!! Robyn has gone and topped herself this time. I loved this book! I felt a kindred spirit with Zelda. We both have man issues. I can't wait to read the next installment!!

  26. 4 out of 5

    Sarah lee

    Funny second book A very funny cleverly written book with a very snarky inappropriately hilarious voice. Love these books and defiantly an author worth reading if you want a funny escape!

  27. 5 out of 5

    Mari Hinton

    4 1/2 This is a fun series. You can not but like Zelda and the other characters. This time around someone is after the witches power, and Zelda's old cell mate has come to help. This is just the type of book you read for laughs and pleasure. 4 1/2 This is a fun series. You can not but like Zelda and the other characters. This time around someone is after the witches power, and Zelda's old cell mate has come to help. This is just the type of book you read for laughs and pleasure.

  28. 4 out of 5

    Karen

    Amazeballs Another great hit by Robyn. Her Books always make me laugh and this one was no exception. If you enjoy paranormal and a good laugh don't wait read this now Amazeballs Another great hit by Robyn. Her Books always make me laugh and this one was no exception. If you enjoy paranormal and a good laugh don't wait read this now

  29. 4 out of 5

    Archer

    It was fun and fast just like every other book.. Laugh out loud funny.. Loved it.

  30. 4 out of 5

    Michelle Mays

    Always a great read Laugh out loud funny characters that you fall in love with. Can't wait for the next book in the series. Always a great read Laugh out loud funny characters that you fall in love with. Can't wait for the next book in the series.

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