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He was featured on the front pages of RollingStone.com, Jezebel.com and was covered by The Huffington Post. Both Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno featured him in their opening monologues. Countless news agencies around the world broke the story when he went on Reddit and did an Ask Me Anything (AMA). Ranking as the 4th most popular Reddit AMA of all time (beating out the likes o He was featured on the front pages of RollingStone.com, Jezebel.com and was covered by The Huffington Post. Both Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno featured him in their opening monologues. Countless news agencies around the world broke the story when he went on Reddit and did an Ask Me Anything (AMA). Ranking as the 4th most popular Reddit AMA of all time (beating out the likes of Peter Dinklage, Bill Murray, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Harrison Ford), DoubleDickDude spent 48 hours discussing his life with a genetic condition known as diphallia. Only 1 in 5.5 million males worldwide are born with two penises. However very few (if any) are born with two working, and by all accounts, attractive penises. After having managed to stay under the radar for over 20 years DoubleDickDude (or DDD for short) amassed thousands of followers on Twitter and Tumblr in a matter of hours. In fact Twitter (temporarily) suspended his account for replying to his followers too many times! For the past year he has taken to writing a more lengthy and detailed account of his life so far. Very little could be detailed during a frenzy of questions from thousands on Reddit. DDD goes from discussing his childhood, and explains how he knew he was special at an early age. His parents support grounded him in his early youth. We find out how he lost his virginity and was exposed to his peers. From there he discusses his wild streak of sexual adventures fresh out of high school. Recapping his favorite questions and answers, discussing sexuality and acceptance DDD covers the gamut. Don't worry, all the saucy and steamy stories he hinted at in his AMA are covered and then some. Like that 7-way orgy he briefly detailed amid the torrent of questions during his AMA. Not to mention the hunky straight gym jock who "went gay" and the poor girl who... shall we say, her lady place was a wreck after one time with DDD. It's all in there and more! Written from first person perspective the narrative is raw, honest and often times gritty. Details are not spared and readers beware, naughty moments are revealed! The next time you see a man on the street with more than an adequate bulge in his jeans, it might just be DDD.


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He was featured on the front pages of RollingStone.com, Jezebel.com and was covered by The Huffington Post. Both Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno featured him in their opening monologues. Countless news agencies around the world broke the story when he went on Reddit and did an Ask Me Anything (AMA). Ranking as the 4th most popular Reddit AMA of all time (beating out the likes o He was featured on the front pages of RollingStone.com, Jezebel.com and was covered by The Huffington Post. Both Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno featured him in their opening monologues. Countless news agencies around the world broke the story when he went on Reddit and did an Ask Me Anything (AMA). Ranking as the 4th most popular Reddit AMA of all time (beating out the likes of Peter Dinklage, Bill Murray, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Harrison Ford), DoubleDickDude spent 48 hours discussing his life with a genetic condition known as diphallia. Only 1 in 5.5 million males worldwide are born with two penises. However very few (if any) are born with two working, and by all accounts, attractive penises. After having managed to stay under the radar for over 20 years DoubleDickDude (or DDD for short) amassed thousands of followers on Twitter and Tumblr in a matter of hours. In fact Twitter (temporarily) suspended his account for replying to his followers too many times! For the past year he has taken to writing a more lengthy and detailed account of his life so far. Very little could be detailed during a frenzy of questions from thousands on Reddit. DDD goes from discussing his childhood, and explains how he knew he was special at an early age. His parents support grounded him in his early youth. We find out how he lost his virginity and was exposed to his peers. From there he discusses his wild streak of sexual adventures fresh out of high school. Recapping his favorite questions and answers, discussing sexuality and acceptance DDD covers the gamut. Don't worry, all the saucy and steamy stories he hinted at in his AMA are covered and then some. Like that 7-way orgy he briefly detailed amid the torrent of questions during his AMA. Not to mention the hunky straight gym jock who "went gay" and the poor girl who... shall we say, her lady place was a wreck after one time with DDD. It's all in there and more! Written from first person perspective the narrative is raw, honest and often times gritty. Details are not spared and readers beware, naughty moments are revealed! The next time you see a man on the street with more than an adequate bulge in his jeans, it might just be DDD.

30 review for Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

  1. 5 out of 5

    Optimist ♰King's Wench♰

    I like many, many others discovered Double Dick Dude (DDD) about this time last year through his Reddit AMA. I wouldn’t go so far to say I became obsessed with him, more like fascinated. Let’s call a spade a spade, you put two cocks in the same room, you’ve got my attention. Two cocks on the same dude and… C’mon man, there’s only so much restraint I can muster up. Just look at them! Since the surgery a staggering 10" each. NSFW pic of DDD's package (blog only) DO STRAIGHT GUYS LIKE YOUR COCKS A I like many, many others discovered Double Dick Dude (DDD) about this time last year through his Reddit AMA. I wouldn’t go so far to say I became obsessed with him, more like fascinated. Let’s call a spade a spade, you put two cocks in the same room, you’ve got my attention. Two cocks on the same dude and… C’mon man, there’s only so much restraint I can muster up. Just look at them! Since the surgery a staggering 10" each. NSFW pic of DDD's package (blog only) DO STRAIGHT GUYS LIKE YOUR COCKS AS MUCH AS YOU CLAIM? Yep, at least the ones who’ve seen them in person. My cocks are like a unicorn or… in my case a magical ram. Alas, the Reddit AMA exploded into something akin to one of those giant man of war jellyfish with the tangle-y tentacles and I was forced to admit defeat. I have a day job and a semblance of a life. I can’t be reading about DDD’s sexcapades all the day long! Then I found out about this book! I thought, ‘oh, I can catch up on all the sexcapades!’ Well… turns out a lot of this is on Reddit, so if you kept up with DDD on Reddit or Tumblr this is really going to bore you to tears. He expounded upon his gym experience with the straight dude who “spotted” him which was probably my favorite part. It's bukkake porn gold because DDD comes by the bucketload. DDD likes dudes that are straight or who claim to be, so I’m thinking a DDD St82gay series. Put him in an RV with a big ole mattress in the back covered in plastic, of course, and let’s GET 'ER DONE! Course that would leave out the ladies… How can we forget about that time he pounded that girl in the Princess Leia bikini so hard that her cervix followed his cocks out and landed on the couch? That just doesn't happen every day. Well, it did for them for about three months or so. What about the orgy where he fucked 6 other people. 6!!! I pull them both out and wag them at her, she gets wide-eyed. I stuff them in her pussy and she orgasms instantly. She then tells me to stop and to take off the strap on and just fuck her with my dick. I tell her it's not a strap on and she refuses to believe me until she grabs them both and suddenly doesn't want to have sex anymore. "We should stop before you come or something." "I already did, three times." She looks shocked, reaches down and feels my loads oozing out of both her holes. "I'm so going to hell for this." She put on her clothes and left. THREE TIMES?!?!?! Yes, whichever one I start with, after I come I can use the other immediately and keep going. Then switch back and keep going. I can go a few hours, having orgasms roughly every five to 10 minutes. All this time I thought the penis sorcery in these romance books was a bunch of hooey. Turns out, DDD's got them all beat and he's a real dude! Those three sexcapades largely encompass the book although there are snippets of humdingers peppered throughout. A few hours passed and I finished emptying my prostate into him. The mattress was soaked, his ass wide open and gaping. I tugged them out and went to the bathroom. A moment later he walks in as I'm taking a piss, looks down and sees them again and then looks up at me and full out faints right there in a pile of laundry. DDD doesn't always trouble himself with informing his sex partners of his condition prior to the banging. Details. He haz needs. That include a fuckload of fisting. This I missed. I had no idea the lengths he went to to empty his prostrate which reportedly has to happen regularly otherwise it swells to grapefruit size and causes his ass to start yawning open. He's now taken to relieving it with a 2 liter soda bottle when without a willing partner or 5. That he doesn't need lube for. I… I… really, I have no witty comeback for that. Tip of the hat, DDD. I'm in fantastic shape, I work out weekly and at a glance I'd be considered the all American guy. I've got two dicks, a set of big stretched nuts and a huge asshole, big deal. I'm not bending over and showing it to old ladies outside the beauty parlor. There is that. As for the writing, it's not good. It's very rudimentary which is a shame because this, in the right hands, could've been great. I don't know who edited this thing but they need to find success in another field. Clearly, editing is not his/her forte. Lastly, I've heard/seen mention of DDD exaggerating or embellishing events and without sounding like a complete thundercunt here, I have serious reservations regarding DDD's ability to pull off a web of lies this extensive. Exhibit A: DDD tried to have a foursome with a hooker and two of his buddies and told the hooker there were five cocks in the room. Exhibit B: He had a buddy in high school who specifically asked him not to discuss their relationship in the book or elsewhere. He admits that he was his first male lover. Now, everyone who went to high school with them (minimum) knows they did the deed. Yes, everyone knew about his two cocks after he lost his virginity to Chatty Fucking Cathy. I rest my case. Don't get me wrong. He seems to be a nice guy, believes in karma, is a proponent of positive body image and loathes labels, all things I can respect. Just… everyone can't be Stephen Hawking, y'know? And that's ok. Think how boring the world would be. I have to say the amount they're charging for this equates to highway robbery, but I was entertained. I just wish it had been developed better minus all the regurgitation from Reddit and Tumblr. Verbatim no less. Recommend to those with disposable income and/or fisting enthusiasts.

  2. 4 out of 5

    Petra-X is getting covered in Soufriere ash

    Two, it seems, are really better, much better, than one! Pic and what Doubledick Dude has to say. I wonder if the free sample on Kindle includes pics? Two, it seems, are really better, much better, than one! Pic and what Doubledick Dude has to say. I wonder if the free sample on Kindle includes pics?

  3. 4 out of 5

    Darrah Glass

    2.5 stars, mostly because he seems like a sweet guy. When I first heard about Double Dick Dude, I was definitely intrigued. He has two functional nice-looking dicks and he’s bisexual. What’s not to like? From his reddit AMA, he came across as a good guy. I spent a couple of intensely obsessive hours reading everything about him and pestering my husband with double-dick factoids. And then I went on with my life. I found out that this book existed on Xmas Eve and I preordered right away because I d 2.5 stars, mostly because he seems like a sweet guy. When I first heard about Double Dick Dude, I was definitely intrigued. He has two functional nice-looking dicks and he’s bisexual. What’s not to like? From his reddit AMA, he came across as a good guy. I spent a couple of intensely obsessive hours reading everything about him and pestering my husband with double-dick factoids. And then I went on with my life. I found out that this book existed on Xmas Eve and I preordered right away because I did anticipate he’d have a very interesting story. The book appeared on my kindle on Xmas day. When I at last sat down to read it, I was immediately dismayed by the complete lack of editing. DDD’s writing in online Q&As is thoughtful and interesting, but it is not ready to publish, and I really had expected that a super-short $8 ebook would have had some professional attention to justify that price. The first third of the book briefly describes his childhood and teens. He was outed as having two dicks in high school and that was, unsurprisingly, a very difficult time. In an effort to protect friends and lovers, DDD doesn’t name anyone and withholds virtually all details, and it would have made for a much more satisfying read if he’d made up names and changed details to the point that he could be comfortable just sharing his stories. I mean, he says he’s going to share the story of losing his virginity, and then basically all he says is that he lost it to a girl and she didn’t have much of a reaction (!!!). He talks a little more about the aftermath, which included being outed by this girl, and a lot of angst. He avoids telling anything about the first time he had sex with a man because he wants to protect the guy’s privacy...but again, change the name, change the details, and actually tell the story. Despite the frustrating lack of detail, this first third is the most interesting part of the book, IMO. I’m interested in the social and emotional aspects of having an unusual body, where pretty much no one will have a neutral reaction to what they discover under your clothes. He talks about this a little, but it’s pretty superficial. The middle third is porn, basically. I certainly don’t have a problem with porn, but it isn’t very well-written or sexy, IMO. I also question the veracity of some of the statements—he’s talking about women’s cervixes protruding from their vaginas due to...what? Excitement, maybe? Or they’re fucked loose? Later he describes a vaginal prolapse! Those are serious medical problems, not sexyfuntimes. I mean, I wasn’t there, so I don’t know what happened, but it seems dubious. The final third is literally copy & paste questions and answers anyone interested in this guy has already seen online. I don’t think it took me even an hour to read the whole thing. He seems like an intelligent, kind, interesting person above and beyond the two dicks thing, and I feel like his story deserves more thoughtful attention than is given in this book. A professional co-author and editor would have been a great idea. If you've read what he has to say online, there's really not much more offered in this book.

  4. 5 out of 5

    scavola scavola

    So yeah, like 20% of it is actual autobiography, 55% of it is relaying some of his experiences, which are a little "porny", (but this is an autobiography of a man with two dicks, not an inventor or Nobel prize winner), and 25% of it is questions he answered previously, (but I never followed him previously so it was all new to me). Still, from what there was, I did get to know him better, I understand his condition better, and I enjoyed it. I have two beefs. 1) don't write an autobiography and le So yeah, like 20% of it is actual autobiography, 55% of it is relaying some of his experiences, which are a little "porny", (but this is an autobiography of a man with two dicks, not an inventor or Nobel prize winner), and 25% of it is questions he answered previously, (but I never followed him previously so it was all new to me). Still, from what there was, I did get to know him better, I understand his condition better, and I enjoyed it. I have two beefs. 1) don't write an autobiography and leave chunks out because you're trying to stay anonymous; heck, change details or make up something similar, we'd never know if you did. 2) this is one of those books where, if it doesn't fit in the "straight" bucket, toss it in the "gay" bucket; he's bisexual, not gay. Not bad for a first-time writer. It could've been better but I enjoyed it for what it was.I give it two thumbs, well, two dicks up!

  5. 5 out of 5

    Skye Blue ☆*~゚ლ(´ڡ`ლ)~*☆

    The author never claimed to be a writer. He's not trying to write a best seller. He's just elaborating on his experiences, most of which he has already shared with the public. I liked the message he tried to portray. That none of us are the same. We all have something that makes us feel different to everyone else. That instead of self hatred we should celebrate our uniqueness, and accept others. I didn't really find it erotic at all. Actually I got a little squeamish, at not 1, not 2, but 3 differ The author never claimed to be a writer. He's not trying to write a best seller. He's just elaborating on his experiences, most of which he has already shared with the public. I liked the message he tried to portray. That none of us are the same. We all have something that makes us feel different to everyone else. That instead of self hatred we should celebrate our uniqueness, and accept others. I didn't really find it erotic at all. Actually I got a little squeamish, at not 1, not 2, but 3 different inside out vaginas. But the message of accepting people for who they are...I liked that.

  6. 5 out of 5

    Angela M

    When I saw someone post about this book my morbid curiosity made me snatch it up! I'm glad I was able to borrow this for free from the kindle owner lending library! 7.99 for an 80 page book, and 90% or more was him copy and pasting everything he had posted on his Reddit AMA or Tumblr. The other 10% or less was him trying to go for a sexual shock factor, but mostly failing. The writing is terrible. No editing. Waste of my time. When I saw someone post about this book my morbid curiosity made me snatch it up! I'm glad I was able to borrow this for free from the kindle owner lending library! 7.99 for an 80 page book, and 90% or more was him copy and pasting everything he had posted on his Reddit AMA or Tumblr. The other 10% or less was him trying to go for a sexual shock factor, but mostly failing. The writing is terrible. No editing. Waste of my time.

  7. 5 out of 5

    Shabby -BookBistroBlog

    He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him. And on top of that, he has two penises. Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude. Okay so I had heard about this guy , like 3 years ago, when he did the AMA on Re He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him. And on top of that, he has two penises. Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude. Okay so I had heard about this guy , like 3 years ago, when he did the AMA on Reddit , then created a Tumblr and Twitter account DoubleDickDude Thank God that HE didn't waste two penises on a prude, Is all I can say about it This Guy OWNS his body, his sexuality, his extra appendage and is mature enough to answer every question ( dumbest to smartest to wittiest to honest) very openly and sincerely. He has had a VERY sexually active life . From really gross to grossest . He's had orgies and sex acts like you wouldn't believe it !!! It's barely 90 pages, 50 % of it is straight copy paste job from Tumblr and Twitter. So is highly expensive for 7.99! I read it only because I snagged it for free. He's a freak and weirdo, contrary to what he says , he DOES love publicity and actually invites attention. It's total waste of 8 $ if you buy it .go to twitter or tumblr and read most of it for free.

  8. 5 out of 5

    Tami

    I thought I'd set a tone for my 2015 reading list by reading about the life and sexual exploits of a bisexual man with two penises. I appreciate the author's candor. His story reads like a Kinsey interview. Unfortunately, having two penises has left the author with too little time to hone his writing skills. The book is poorly written and seems like hodgepodge of middle-of-the-night blog posts that were never proofread. I thought I'd set a tone for my 2015 reading list by reading about the life and sexual exploits of a bisexual man with two penises. I appreciate the author's candor. His story reads like a Kinsey interview. Unfortunately, having two penises has left the author with too little time to hone his writing skills. The book is poorly written and seems like hodgepodge of middle-of-the-night blog posts that were never proofread.

  9. 4 out of 5

    Kat

    Meh.

  10. 4 out of 5

    BWT

    I was introduced to DDD's story first on Tumblr, then I read his story on Reddit, and finally began following him on Tumblr and Twitter because his humor, joy of life, and frank discussions about all things sexual was truly fascinating. (view spoiler)[ Rock hard w/ perspective. Right still gets harder than left. 10’ish long x 6 1/2’ish around shaft. 7’ish around heads. (hide spoiler)] The book doesn't offer much in the way of anything new for those of us who have been following DDD since he "came I was introduced to DDD's story first on Tumblr, then I read his story on Reddit, and finally began following him on Tumblr and Twitter because his humor, joy of life, and frank discussions about all things sexual was truly fascinating. (view spoiler)[ Rock hard w/ perspective. Right still gets harder than left. 10’ish long x 6 1/2’ish around shaft. 7’ish around heads. (hide spoiler)] The book doesn't offer much in the way of anything new for those of us who have been following DDD since he "came out" to the world about his extra penis. However, for those who don't know his story this book is a nice introduction to DDD.

  11. 5 out of 5

    Letitia

    Well, that was quite the eye opener. The book is very short, and I didn't really think it was worth the $8 I paid for it, but it certainly was a wild ride. Certain events described just had me wondering 'what the hell?!' Fucking a girl's cervix definitely fell into that category. The sex is very graphic, but not at all sexy, at least not for me. I personally don't find a vaginal prolapse a turn on, but each to his own I guess. What I did like, was the disclosures and personal details of a gay man. Well, that was quite the eye opener. The book is very short, and I didn't really think it was worth the $8 I paid for it, but it certainly was a wild ride. Certain events described just had me wondering 'what the hell?!' Fucking a girl's cervix definitely fell into that category. The sex is very graphic, but not at all sexy, at least not for me. I personally don't find a vaginal prolapse a turn on, but each to his own I guess. What I did like, was the disclosures and personal details of a gay man. (DDD is bi-sexual). This book could be titled, 'Everything you've ever wanted to ask a gay man, but were afraid to ask." I certainly learned a lot. If this review has you curious, go ahead and read it, you'll likely enjoy it. If you are feeling even a little horrified, give it a wide berth. If I have offended you, DDD will blow you out the ball park. A one of a kind read.

  12. 5 out of 5

    Chele

    3.5, Short but interesting. Wished it would have included Tumblr and twitter photos so that I didn't have to google it. 3.5, Short but interesting. Wished it would have included Tumblr and twitter photos so that I didn't have to google it.

  13. 5 out of 5

    Lyn

    Skip it I listened to a podcast that mentioned this guy and book. I read some of his reddit AMA and figured I would give his book a try. With such an interesting condition, I assumed he would go into his life more. This was just a surface story about a handful of sexual experiences he had along with some QnA that’s repetitive. 95 pages of my life I’ll never get back. There were a couple shocking stories and a dribble of medical information but the book lacked any substance or heart.

  14. 4 out of 5

    B.A. Brock

    Note: I wasn’t around for the Reddit hype, but my friend, China, recommended this book to me, so I checked it out. DDD (Double Dicked Dude) was born with two penises—reportedly two working, attractive penises. Now this surprises me, on a mild level, but I wouldn’t say that it’s out of the realm of possibility. The human body is a crazy thing. Besides the fact that I may have a thing for certain medical conditions, I think what mostly fascinated me was DDD himself. At a fairly young age, DDD reco Note: I wasn’t around for the Reddit hype, but my friend, China, recommended this book to me, so I checked it out. DDD (Double Dicked Dude) was born with two penises—reportedly two working, attractive penises. Now this surprises me, on a mild level, but I wouldn’t say that it’s out of the realm of possibility. The human body is a crazy thing. Besides the fact that I may have a thing for certain medical conditions, I think what mostly fascinated me was DDD himself. At a fairly young age, DDD recognized that he had some bisexual tendencies, and he reports that he has a fairly high libido (but what guy doesn’t report such statistics?). He also says that his libido is due to the fact that he has two dicks, but that’s just . . . not scientifically sound. Sorry DDD, but maybe if you had four balls, I’d buy it. So, he’s horny and the world is his oyster. He’s also pretty kinky. Sweet—I’m in. DDD’s plain-spoken, unapologetic, raunchy, and Trouble. I loved it. He tells us some of his personal stories: doctor’s visits, school troubles, etc. And then he gets into the sexy time. Now, I’ve read what some people have said about his “porn”. Some people bashed it, said that it was poorly written and obscene. I didn’t see it that way (okay, maybe it wouldn’t hurt if he took a writing class or two). Sure, his scene isn’t my own, but when did that ever stop me from enjoying a piece of literature? I read to get into someone else’s head, hopefully someone with different experiences, so this was good for me. So good. I especially liked the parts where he talked about his huge prostate (damn, I hope that doesn’t cause him more problems later), and I was fascinated with the fact that men were way more into his two dicks than women, even straight men. Very telling, that. He didn’t go into a lot of detail about his relationships, but I would have enjoyed reading a bit more about the one he was in at the time he wrote Double Header, which was with a guy and a girl at the same time. Those dynamics are always intriguing. He also spent a bit of time talking about his aversion to condoms. I did mention that he was Trouble, right? Okay, so maybe he and I disagree on the whole protection thing, but whatever, it’s his life (and all of those people who slept with him). I also wished the other half of the book hadn’t just been clips taken from the internet, but this was a fun and enjoyable read. He seems cool, and I might have had some dreams about him. Might have. ------ About me: Beth Brock is a reviewer for Dreamspinner Press and Queer Scifi. She enjoys reading, writing, running, family, and food--and fills her life with bent bunk. Her website is http://www.bethbrockbooks.com.

  15. 5 out of 5

    Joanie

    Dear God, what to even say about this. To be clear, I borrowed this through the Kindle Lending Library so I didn't pay for it. I know I shouldn't be surprised that it was bad but it was BAD, you can't even believe how BAD! He really doesn't talk much about growing up with Diphallia (that's the technical term for being born with two penises) all he really does is recount a few sexual encounters in really graphic details. All I could think about was the jokes you'd hear about the letters to Playbo Dear God, what to even say about this. To be clear, I borrowed this through the Kindle Lending Library so I didn't pay for it. I know I shouldn't be surprised that it was bad but it was BAD, you can't even believe how BAD! He really doesn't talk much about growing up with Diphallia (that's the technical term for being born with two penises) all he really does is recount a few sexual encounters in really graphic details. All I could think about was the jokes you'd hear about the letters to Playboy-"Dear Playboy, I never thought something like this would happen to me but one day I was working out in the gym and both of my penises (yes, I have two) popped out the leg holes of my shorts while I was lifting and this really hot guy noticed and followed me to the locker room" only way, way, way, more poorly written and way, way, way more explicit. It was laugh out loud funny at times but I don't think it's meant to be. He also talks about things (I'll spare you the details) that I don't think are medically possible and if they are, I don't want to find out first hand! In one part he talks about how kids should know that no matter how hard things are in high school they should never kill themselves because as a Christian he knows they won't go to Heaven plus, things get better anyway. He's the next spokesman for the Trevor Project I guess but I really hope no kids are reading this book. Maybe most disturbing is that after he talks about all these encounters with strangers,(6 at one time he proudly reports) he says he doesn't use condoms, he doesn't like how they feel. Moron.

  16. 5 out of 5

    Jessi

    This book was so much fun, but more importantly, it had a wonderful message. I love DD's honest, every-day writer's voice. I felt like we were sitting down for coffee and he was telling me all the things my oft-depraved, curious mind wanted to know. I had some "no-freaking-way!" moments, some laugh-out-loud moments, and some instances of highlighting passages that are just so poignant I knew I would want to read them over and over. DD has a message for anyone who is picked on in school: It gets be This book was so much fun, but more importantly, it had a wonderful message. I love DD's honest, every-day writer's voice. I felt like we were sitting down for coffee and he was telling me all the things my oft-depraved, curious mind wanted to know. I had some "no-freaking-way!" moments, some laugh-out-loud moments, and some instances of highlighting passages that are just so poignant I knew I would want to read them over and over. DD has a message for anyone who is picked on in school: It gets better. He has a message for anyone who feels they are singled out for being different: Everyone is unique in some way. Love yourself. He has a message for anyone thinking their life isn't worth living: Hang in there. There are some fabulously crude descriptions of ways he has used his double-dicks, so this isn't a book for kids. But teens struggling with identity issues might find the overwhelmingly positive message of this book encouraging. Thank you DD for your honesty, humor, and awesomeness. This was a fantastic read.

  17. 5 out of 5

    Ellen

    (2.5 stars) Plus side: this was way easier to get through than the billion or so comments on reddit; concise, covered erotic, medical, and human interest elements; you get to try to imagine the physics of a 7-person orgy centering on one person. Not For Me side: the erotica is-- Gross. Not in acts, I'm not shaming, just in physical written descriptions (eg. "grey wrinkly skin"). Also the parts where he goes for really generic words of affirmation. Actually I lied that's one of my favorite parts, bec (2.5 stars) Plus side: this was way easier to get through than the billion or so comments on reddit; concise, covered erotic, medical, and human interest elements; you get to try to imagine the physics of a 7-person orgy centering on one person. Not For Me side: the erotica is-- Gross. Not in acts, I'm not shaming, just in physical written descriptions (eg. "grey wrinkly skin"). Also the parts where he goes for really generic words of affirmation. Actually I lied that's one of my favorite parts, because the author is clearly annoyed that twitter did not appreciate his handwritten hallmark cards and so he just reproduces the phrases in plain text and you realize that's part of what you paid $8 for, and you can't even be mad. The often-alluded but carefully non-disclosed romance with his high school "buddy" is the other best part of this book because it implies that they are still friends who communicate and I support that kind of relationship

  18. 5 out of 5

    Megan

    I don't even remember now how I heard about Diphallic Dude last year, but since then I've been keeping mild tabs on him, because I found his story so interesting. So when I heard about his memoir, I purchased immediately, and was not disappointed! It's a quick read, I did it all in about an hour and some change, but hearing about his experiences growing up as well as his (rather detailed) sexcapades kept me avidly interested. The only time, I feel, that the book loses steam is the last quarter o I don't even remember now how I heard about Diphallic Dude last year, but since then I've been keeping mild tabs on him, because I found his story so interesting. So when I heard about his memoir, I purchased immediately, and was not disappointed! It's a quick read, I did it all in about an hour and some change, but hearing about his experiences growing up as well as his (rather detailed) sexcapades kept me avidly interested. The only time, I feel, that the book loses steam is the last quarter or so of it, when it becomes less of a narrative and more of a copy-and-paste of his Reddit AMA and tumblr questions. Other than that, this book definitely makes me interested in what else Diphallic Dude will write (I think he has a lot more to tell) and I will probably give this a re-read as well.

  19. 4 out of 5

    Kamesa Carter

    Let me be upfront: If you are sexually conservative THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU! I was introduced to DDD via a blogger who posted links to his Reddit AMA (with pictures!). It was a fascinating story then and I just forgot about it until I found out there was a book. Being the voracious (and nosy) reader that I am, I read it in one sitting. It was quite interesting and gave a humanity that I wanted more of from his AMA session. I liked learning about his childhood and adolescence. I won't give away Let me be upfront: If you are sexually conservative THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU! I was introduced to DDD via a blogger who posted links to his Reddit AMA (with pictures!). It was a fascinating story then and I just forgot about it until I found out there was a book. Being the voracious (and nosy) reader that I am, I read it in one sitting. It was quite interesting and gave a humanity that I wanted more of from his AMA session. I liked learning about his childhood and adolescence. I won't give away too much, but I will warn that he does get quite explicit when he describes two separate encounters with a man and a woman. Overall, it was a good read.

  20. 5 out of 5

    Melchauv

    I continue to be overwhelmingly fascinated by this guy. This isn't just a book about a guy with two dicks. It's a book about a guy who is just a great guy. LOVE his attitude and perspective on life. My only complaint is with the last bit of the book which is rather redundant. Q&A sessions from online are reprinted with no effort to condense the list to only information no yet discussed. Other than that I loved reading about his life and his encounters. I continue to be overwhelmingly fascinated by this guy. This isn't just a book about a guy with two dicks. It's a book about a guy who is just a great guy. LOVE his attitude and perspective on life. My only complaint is with the last bit of the book which is rather redundant. Q&A sessions from online are reprinted with no effort to condense the list to only information no yet discussed. Other than that I loved reading about his life and his encounters.

  21. 5 out of 5

    Wallis Chan

    more of a blog than a book I bought the book out of curiosity I have to commend the author for being brave and tell the world his story However I would be nice to have a bit more in depth inner dialogue, how he found himself, identify himself and own his sexuality and emotional growth etc etc than just listing sexual encounters. IMHO it would make much better read Good luck to the author

  22. 5 out of 5

    Hadley

    Found out about this guy through IFL Science. Read his Reddit AMA which was interesting. Discovered he wrote a book, so decided to read that also. Honestly, I wasn't entirely sure what I wanted this book to be about, but it is basically his Reddit AMA in far more detail. Then I was just being stubborn and finished it so I could include it on my yearly book count. Found out about this guy through IFL Science. Read his Reddit AMA which was interesting. Discovered he wrote a book, so decided to read that also. Honestly, I wasn't entirely sure what I wanted this book to be about, but it is basically his Reddit AMA in far more detail. Then I was just being stubborn and finished it so I could include it on my yearly book count.

  23. 4 out of 5

    Kimmerie

    Interesting and open, but poorly written and full of grammatical and spelling errors. Author would benefit from more education and a good editor.

  24. 5 out of 5

    Dionne Seevers

    I forgot that I read this and will only mention it for the purpose of adding it to my book quota for the year.

  25. 5 out of 5

    Adam Bolner

    Horrible. The author is kind of full of himself and I've a strong feel the entirety of the book is fiction. Horrible. The author is kind of full of himself and I've a strong feel the entirety of the book is fiction.

  26. 5 out of 5

    Crystal

    My curiosity got the better of me and I had to check this book out. I really thought this book would talk more about how having 2 dicks has affected him, but it was mostly (like 95 percent) just stories of his sex life. The writing isn't the best, but it is readable. And maybe I'm just getting old and am now a prude, but the stories in this book were a huge turnoff for me. I feel like he was going for some sort of shock factor in writing these sexual experiences, but it missed the mark for me. My curiosity got the better of me and I had to check this book out. I really thought this book would talk more about how having 2 dicks has affected him, but it was mostly (like 95 percent) just stories of his sex life. The writing isn't the best, but it is readable. And maybe I'm just getting old and am now a prude, but the stories in this book were a huge turnoff for me. I feel like he was going for some sort of shock factor in writing these sexual experiences, but it missed the mark for me.

  27. 4 out of 5

    Cell

    This reads like a teenagers sexual fantasy fiction. I couldn't even finish it because it was poorly written and seemed to overshare the things I didn't really care too much about and gloss over things I was actually interested in hearing. It's fine if you are looking for a pornographic type book I guess. I was a little more interested in the medical side of things. It just wasn't the book for me. This reads like a teenagers sexual fantasy fiction. I couldn't even finish it because it was poorly written and seemed to overshare the things I didn't really care too much about and gloss over things I was actually interested in hearing. It's fine if you are looking for a pornographic type book I guess. I was a little more interested in the medical side of things. It just wasn't the book for me.

  28. 4 out of 5

    Karen

    So glad I didn't spend money on this one. It's a mess. Early on, reference is made to an editor; if that's true and there was an editor involved, that person needs to find another line of work. This was a mess, with many typos, much repetition, lack of elaboration in important areas, and on and on. At least it was short. So glad I didn't spend money on this one. It's a mess. Early on, reference is made to an editor; if that's true and there was an editor involved, that person needs to find another line of work. This was a mess, with many typos, much repetition, lack of elaboration in important areas, and on and on. At least it was short.

  29. 5 out of 5

    Diana Wilson

    Kinda lost me when he talked about screwing a woman until her cervix popped out and she was trying to push it back in. That doesn't seem likely. Interesting story, but that bit was so far out there. Kinda lost me when he talked about screwing a woman until her cervix popped out and she was trying to push it back in. That doesn't seem likely. Interesting story, but that bit was so far out there.

  30. 5 out of 5

    Mark T Von Seggern

    Double header: My Life with Two Penises The book held my attention. I don't know if I would of could read it again. It's not a gross read but it's not a life style I could live or deal with. Double header: My Life with Two Penises The book held my attention. I don't know if I would of could read it again. It's not a gross read but it's not a life style I could live or deal with.

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