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Life for Jason is one wild experience after another. But then one night he has a chance encounter with a person he thought was but a distant memory. The meeting dredges up a long-forgotten mystery, and suddenly he is trapped on a roller coaster of mystery, danger and wildness—Is it more wildness than he can handle? Now he is on the run with his star-crossed lover. Will they Life for Jason is one wild experience after another. But then one night he has a chance encounter with a person he thought was but a distant memory. The meeting dredges up a long-forgotten mystery, and suddenly he is trapped on a roller coaster of mystery, danger and wildness—Is it more wildness than he can handle? Now he is on the run with his star-crossed lover. Will they reach a shower in time, or will the natural heat that burns within her consume her AND him? Will his beautiful, bestial, furry lover tear him to pieces with her giant claws in a lusty rage? Or will she tenderly lather him up, rinse and clean his naked, muscular and strong (for a human) body with scented soaps in a ritual of her people going back thousands of generations in a shower appropriately large enough to fit him and the gigantic, yet tender and svelte creature together? Find out the answers to these questions only in this seriously wild, hot and bothered new novella from writer Lacey Noonan.


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Life for Jason is one wild experience after another. But then one night he has a chance encounter with a person he thought was but a distant memory. The meeting dredges up a long-forgotten mystery, and suddenly he is trapped on a roller coaster of mystery, danger and wildness—Is it more wildness than he can handle? Now he is on the run with his star-crossed lover. Will they Life for Jason is one wild experience after another. But then one night he has a chance encounter with a person he thought was but a distant memory. The meeting dredges up a long-forgotten mystery, and suddenly he is trapped on a roller coaster of mystery, danger and wildness—Is it more wildness than he can handle? Now he is on the run with his star-crossed lover. Will they reach a shower in time, or will the natural heat that burns within her consume her AND him? Will his beautiful, bestial, furry lover tear him to pieces with her giant claws in a lusty rage? Or will she tenderly lather him up, rinse and clean his naked, muscular and strong (for a human) body with scented soaps in a ritual of her people going back thousands of generations in a shower appropriately large enough to fit him and the gigantic, yet tender and svelte creature together? Find out the answers to these questions only in this seriously wild, hot and bothered new novella from writer Lacey Noonan.

30 review for I Don't Care If My Best Friend's Mom is a Sasquatch, She's Hot and I'm Taking a Shower With Her (...Because It's the New Millennium)

  1. 4 out of 5

    Daniel

    I don't know what to say about this one that isn't already in the title. I don't know what to say about this one that isn't already in the title.

  2. 5 out of 5

    Will

    Besides the few typos and the repetitiveness, this riveting story was quite the wild ride.

  3. 5 out of 5

    Adriel Howell

    This book was a wild ride with a very interesting plot twist at the end. Very riveting and a good read with great friends. Not the best erotica I've read but gave me a great night with the friends :) This book was a wild ride with a very interesting plot twist at the end. Very riveting and a good read with great friends. Not the best erotica I've read but gave me a great night with the friends :)

  4. 5 out of 5

    Kate Jonuska

    Yes, Sasquatch erotica. This book was supposed to be a gag Christmas gift, and it served that purpose well. However, this piece of short fiction (because ain't no way this is a traditional 'book' or even a novella) was creative, witty and drop-dead hilarious. I loved it. Lacey Noonan is a treasure. Yes, Sasquatch erotica. This book was supposed to be a gag Christmas gift, and it served that purpose well. However, this piece of short fiction (because ain't no way this is a traditional 'book' or even a novella) was creative, witty and drop-dead hilarious. I loved it. Lacey Noonan is a treasure.

  5. 5 out of 5

    Nathan Lamp

    I received this bit of outlandish erotica as gift from a White Elephant exchange. It is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous, ludicrous, and uncomfortable thing I've ever read. I loved it. Noonan is either a very sincere quack or an expert troll. Either way, hilariously out-there. I received this bit of outlandish erotica as gift from a White Elephant exchange. It is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous, ludicrous, and uncomfortable thing I've ever read. I loved it. Noonan is either a very sincere quack or an expert troll. Either way, hilariously out-there.

  6. 4 out of 5

    Kyle

    Weird Has a twist ending you will not see coming. I really do not like minimum word post for acceptance. There

  7. 5 out of 5

    Ziem

    Llego la reseña (sin spoilers) en español que estabas buscando. No me importa que la madre de mi mejor amigo sea un pie grande, es sexy y estoy tomando una ducha con ella, es un libro que me sorprendió. Cuando comencé a leerlo, me atrajo su premisa, una novela erótica con monstruos, pero página tras página, me iba sumergiendo más en esta salvaje historia llena de erotismo y acción. Rseña sin Spoiler. A pesar de que el título nos dice bastante sobre la trama, no se engañen, por esta historia los sor Llego la reseña (sin spoilers) en español que estabas buscando. No me importa que la madre de mi mejor amigo sea un pie grande, es sexy y estoy tomando una ducha con ella, es un libro que me sorprendió. Cuando comencé a leerlo, me atrajo su premisa, una novela erótica con monstruos, pero página tras página, me iba sumergiendo más en esta salvaje historia llena de erotismo y acción. Rseña sin Spoiler. A pesar de que el título nos dice bastante sobre la trama, no se engañen, por esta historia los sorprenderá. RESEÑA La este libro nos cuenta la historia de Jay que tiene una vida normal, pero en su barrio existe el mito que hay un Sasquatch en una de las casas, y este mito se ve alimentado por ruidos extraños que se escuchan todas las noches, y la gran cantidad de animales muertos que se encuentran. Esta familia se mudará por razones desconocidas y no sabremos de ellos, hasta que jay se encuentra con Luke, el niño que vivía en la famosa casa, y rápidamente trama un plan para saber si es verdad o no el mito. Jay no podrá creer lo que verán sus ojos, y se enamorara a primera vista de la sasquatch, y ella también quedará flechada del muchacho. Pero ahora, están tomando una ducha, y la familia de Luke hará lo imposible por interponerse en esta relación, incluso arriesgar sus propias vidas.

  8. 4 out of 5

    Adrian

    Best Sasquatch erotica I've ever read Best Sasquatch erotica I've ever read

  9. 5 out of 5

    Mike Hollenbeck

    This is not a good book.

  10. 4 out of 5

    Liz

    This was ridiculous and I can't figure out how I feel about it. This was ridiculous and I can't figure out how I feel about it.

  11. 4 out of 5

    Lukas Tallent

    So relatable!

  12. 4 out of 5

    Shawn Campbell

  13. 5 out of 5

    Michael Van Vleet

  14. 4 out of 5

    Jason

  15. 4 out of 5

    Mafe Garcia

  16. 4 out of 5

    Ziggy

  17. 5 out of 5

    Joelle

  18. 4 out of 5

    Cody Peterson

  19. 4 out of 5

    Patrick Smith

  20. 4 out of 5

    Rob

  21. 5 out of 5

    Morten

  22. 5 out of 5

    Jillian

  23. 4 out of 5

    Mel

  24. 4 out of 5

    Bobby Patrick

  25. 4 out of 5

    Lacey Noonan

  26. 5 out of 5

    Andrea

  27. 4 out of 5

    Lulu

  28. 4 out of 5

    Robert Baker

  29. 4 out of 5

    Jökull Auðunsson

  30. 5 out of 5

    Elizabeth

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