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The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep sleep and the liquid stain turns into an living, moving silicone-made sentient Alien Dildo that preys on young women so they can asexually reproduce. Triangulum Stain is a story about how a team of scientists created to stop outbreaks long before this agent lands in Arizona, a few civilians who found themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time, and some super-trained female Women in Black, each with a peculiar and amazing skill. They each try to stop this erotic alien takeover of Earth. Will they survive or will they all be sexed to death? Finding out is a fun thrill-ride. The story is Michael Crichton meets Mika Tan. It is the new one from Moctezuma Johnson.


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The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep sleep and the liquid stain turns into an living, moving silicone-made sentient Alien Dildo that preys on young women so they can asexually reproduce. Triangulum Stain is a story about how a team of scientists created to stop outbreaks long before this agent lands in Arizona, a few civilians who found themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time, and some super-trained female Women in Black, each with a peculiar and amazing skill. They each try to stop this erotic alien takeover of Earth. Will they survive or will they all be sexed to death? Finding out is a fun thrill-ride. The story is Michael Crichton meets Mika Tan. It is the new one from Moctezuma Johnson.

30 review for Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

  1. 5 out of 5

    Emma

    DNF. Still scratching my head in confusion??? Disbelief??? No. Just no.

  2. 5 out of 5

    Moctezuma Johnson

    I just finished this campy book about WIBs trying to save the planet from an attack of Alien Dildos. This book isn't trying to take itself too seriously. I hope it reads like a B-movie you'd watch late at night while smoking a bowl and having a few laughs. Sci-Fi or not, it is still laced with some menage-a-trois scenes, cum parties thanks to weird Alien Silicone, and some other weird ass shit. Don't forget that it is available free now at amzn.to/1qi83m2 I just finished this campy book about WIBs trying to save the planet from an attack of Alien Dildos. This book isn't trying to take itself too seriously. I hope it reads like a B-movie you'd watch late at night while smoking a bowl and having a few laughs. Sci-Fi or not, it is still laced with some menage-a-trois scenes, cum parties thanks to weird Alien Silicone, and some other weird ass shit. Don't forget that it is available free now at amzn.to/1qi83m2

  3. 5 out of 5

    Kazza

    This book? Just...No!

  4. 5 out of 5

    Christina Harding

    This erotica has a good sense of humor, enhanced by Moctezuma's rugged writing style! We all know that men have two heads - one above the waist and one below the waist. What would happen if the head below the waist did all of the thinking? Or if the one above the waist was irrelevant? During Triangulum Stain we get to find out! This may be just about one of the only times when a man will cower from a horny woman. Moctezuma gives his readers a full view of the alien attack by weaving multiple stor This erotica has a good sense of humor, enhanced by Moctezuma's rugged writing style! We all know that men have two heads - one above the waist and one below the waist. What would happen if the head below the waist did all of the thinking? Or if the one above the waist was irrelevant? During Triangulum Stain we get to find out! This may be just about one of the only times when a man will cower from a horny woman. Moctezuma gives his readers a full view of the alien attack by weaving multiple story lines together. He also varies up this short by providing his readers with important information via a couple of different formats. Additionally, I could see Moctezuma's talent with poetry shine through due to the graceful pros within this book. With all this being said, this is simply a well-written, humorous erotic story, intended for our entertainment!

  5. 4 out of 5

    Ashlee Shades

    I am almost finished and will post a full review as soon as I am done, but I will say this: MJ has one fantastic sense of humor! *more to follow* UPDATE! Just finished the book...below is my review. Another FANTASTIC book by the amazing, MJ! If you haven't read an 'MJ' book yet, I would highly recommend this one. It is fun, hilarious, and hot. MJ has a style of writing that isn't matched by any other author I know. It is a one-of-a-kind, never disappointing, HAVE TO READ it style that is always hot I am almost finished and will post a full review as soon as I am done, but I will say this: MJ has one fantastic sense of humor! *more to follow* UPDATE! Just finished the book...below is my review. Another FANTASTIC book by the amazing, MJ! If you haven't read an 'MJ' book yet, I would highly recommend this one. It is fun, hilarious, and hot. MJ has a style of writing that isn't matched by any other author I know. It is a one-of-a-kind, never disappointing, HAVE TO READ it style that is always hot and fun to read. You like sci-fi? He's got it in this one. You want a look into that cliche of that certain anatomy men think with? He's got that covered... You want hotness with fun? Yup...here too. One of the things I like the most about MJ's books is his ability to always entertain and surprise me. Just when you think one thing will happen...BAM! Something else comes along. Such as the case in this short sci-fi themed, futuristic story featuring aliens and, um...other things. This book is a fun, light read that takes you beyond the realm of reality and into a world filled with secret labs, wrestling women, and...toys! Sorry, I won't give away spoilers or retell a story in a review...but what I will do is tell you that I definitely recommend this book.

  6. 4 out of 5

    Renata Gill

    Moctezuma Johnson sucked me into the story & I found myself​ saying " one more chapter" until I reached the end! Love the way he brought the characters together in this by my opinion wierd & wacky story. Moctezuma Johnson sucked me into the story & I found myself​ saying " one more chapter" until I reached the end! Love the way he brought the characters together in this by my opinion wierd & wacky story.

  7. 4 out of 5

    Emme

    WIBs, Sexually Obsessed Doctors, Sentient Pulsating Dildos, and Local Sex Fiends make up the fun ensemble cast by the King of Erotica. This crazy Sci-Fi porno-literary tale made me laugh out loud while reading and also made me stop to pleasure myself. Sexy and fun, you have to give this book a try!

  8. 5 out of 5

    Bob/Sally

    The Triangulum Stain saga is pure b-grade schlock, an erotic science fiction cheese-fest about an interstellar Attack of the Replicating Aliens. Moctezuma Johnson really plays with the tropes of alien invasion, Area 51, government conspiracies, and the (Wo)Men in Black, giving it all a sexually subversive spin. Aliens have infected a small town with a bizarre new STD that drives everyone mad with lust and breeds massive, sentient dildos from every male ejaculation. It's silly and completely over- The Triangulum Stain saga is pure b-grade schlock, an erotic science fiction cheese-fest about an interstellar Attack of the Replicating Aliens. Moctezuma Johnson really plays with the tropes of alien invasion, Area 51, government conspiracies, and the (Wo)Men in Black, giving it all a sexually subversive spin. Aliens have infected a small town with a bizarre new STD that drives everyone mad with lust and breeds massive, sentient dildos from every male ejaculation. It's silly and completely over-the-top, and way too much fun. Once the story moves underground, to the Area 51 type secret lab, there are some genuine chills to go along with the thrills, especially when we learn just how quickly humanity could be overrun by it alien dildo masters. Topside, however, is where the real fun happen when the Five Hive - also known as Freak Force Fuckers and Fuck Force Five - arrive to fuck those alien toys into submission. All of that, though, is just a prologue to The Battle for Alien Relish, which is where the real smutpunk fun begins. Basically, without spoiling too much of either book, the ladies of the Five Hive were a tad too successful in stopping Dildoggeddon, and now the entire universe is dying, robbed of the lust and the passions that drive us as a species. On M69, planet Alien Relish, cum runs through rivers and explodes out of volcanoes. It is the gas of the universe, and it's dried up because of their effort, so now Five Hive have to fuck it back to life. There is a lot going on in this second book, but the breathless sort of reading experience is entirely suited to the story being told. It's bold, busy, and bewildering, but somehow the convergence of sci-fi schlock, monster erotica, and ribald humor really works. The Five Hive really get a chance to show their stuff here, but they also become character with backstories, making them more than just an ultra-sexy plot device. Moctezuma Johnson teased us with potential in the first book, but here he throws us down, bends us over, and drives the story in deep. There is even a cum-soaked perversion of the Cthulhu mythos in this second volume, leading to an action-packed climax that could challenge any Michael Bay blockbuster - assuming, of course, a gleeful XXX-rating was allowed.

  9. 5 out of 5

    Made DNA

    If you're a fan of 80s and 90s B sci-fi sexploitation movies then you're going to dig Moctezuma Johnson's Triangulum Stain. Utilizing male human body fluids against humanity as a weapon of replication, aliens invade the small town of Beaver Lick, Arizona. Fortunately, a group of hot female government agents are ready to do what it takes to save the planet. Tongue firmly in cheek, Johnson penned this short work, to give readers a good laugh. Don't let that fool you thought, there are plenty of har If you're a fan of 80s and 90s B sci-fi sexploitation movies then you're going to dig Moctezuma Johnson's Triangulum Stain. Utilizing male human body fluids against humanity as a weapon of replication, aliens invade the small town of Beaver Lick, Arizona. Fortunately, a group of hot female government agents are ready to do what it takes to save the planet. Tongue firmly in cheek, Johnson penned this short work, to give readers a good laugh. Don't let that fool you thought, there are plenty of hardcore scenes, sexy honeys and manly man. I look forward to this author's next sexploitation sci-fi work.

  10. 5 out of 5

    Joao Nogueira

    I usually don't say this, but... WTF??? This story is completely crazy and filled with deliciously funny details, but unfortunately is poorly written. This looks rushed, more like a synopsis of a novel with lots of notes and ideas but somehow disconnected... with more work, a bit of character building and a little less pace on the set transitions, this could be a awesome 200 pages novel, instead of a great idea ruined in a wrecked 50 page short story... even so 2 stars for the author crazy imagin I usually don't say this, but... WTF??? This story is completely crazy and filled with deliciously funny details, but unfortunately is poorly written. This looks rushed, more like a synopsis of a novel with lots of notes and ideas but somehow disconnected... with more work, a bit of character building and a little less pace on the set transitions, this could be a awesome 200 pages novel, instead of a great idea ruined in a wrecked 50 page short story... even so 2 stars for the author crazy imagination that made me laugh several times!!!

  11. 5 out of 5

    Nola Arganbright

    What was this? I think I get the idea of the story. It is so far out of my comfort zone that I not sure how to rate it. It is so filthy that it is really funny.

  12. 4 out of 5

    Charlotte Hodrick

    wonderful story for the series

  13. 5 out of 5

    Bianca Schwarz

    Hail the Alien Dildo This is an incredibly imaginative story with an intriguing plot and some interesting characters. The writing is clear, clean and in places surprisingly lyrical. And to top it all of, the book is funny. Clearly this will not be everyones cup of joe but if you get a kick out of the idea of an alien race of dildos trying to achieve world domination by continuously copulating with earthlings then this is the read for you. Of course there is a secret facility in the desert and a s Hail the Alien Dildo This is an incredibly imaginative story with an intriguing plot and some interesting characters. The writing is clear, clean and in places surprisingly lyrical. And to top it all of, the book is funny. Clearly this will not be everyones cup of joe but if you get a kick out of the idea of an alien race of dildos trying to achieve world domination by continuously copulating with earthlings then this is the read for you. Of course there is a secret facility in the desert and a secret organization that deals with alien threats and it all sounds a little familiar but it is so very well done. If I have a gripe, it is that there is not enough detail in the story. Give me more, draw me further in with details and more fleshed out characters because I just loved what you did give me. The author calls this smutpunk rather then erotica and I think that is appt. There are lots of alien dildos and numerous sexual encounters but it is the irreverent humor and the postmodern use of and repurposing of familiar themes and storylines that stays with you. This is the kind of book I can imagine being turned into a movie and becoming a cult classic. I want to call it Gonzo Literature and own a hardcover with a 1950s B-movie style cover. But even more then that, I want to read another book by Mr. Moctezuma Johnson.

  14. 4 out of 5

    Jill

    Funny...erotic...imaginative...descriptive sex scenes. A nice quick read!

  15. 5 out of 5

    Bella Shadows

  16. 5 out of 5

    Kat Crimson

  17. 4 out of 5

    Rhonda Recio

  18. 5 out of 5

    Kelly

  19. 4 out of 5

    Sheri Cordell

  20. 5 out of 5

    Linda Carlson

  21. 5 out of 5

    Mark Cisper

  22. 4 out of 5

    Jennifer

  23. 4 out of 5

    Wanda Williams

  24. 5 out of 5

    Shelby Kent-Stewart

  25. 5 out of 5

    Andrea

  26. 4 out of 5

    Moe Charles

  27. 5 out of 5

    K. Aten

  28. 5 out of 5

    Denise Anderson

  29. 4 out of 5

    Callie Press

  30. 5 out of 5

    Autumn

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