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***Warning*** This book contains sex, nudity, hilarious situations, general oddness, a lesbian werewolf, more hot steamy sex, fairies, references to World of Warcraft, the flirtatious ghost of a nun, a disturbing discussion about Pluto, zombies, weapons, butter sauce, muppets, torture, more werewolves, a really sexy vampire with a serious video game addiction, chupacabras, ***Warning*** This book contains sex, nudity, hilarious situations, general oddness, a lesbian werewolf, more hot steamy sex, fairies, references to World of Warcraft, the flirtatious ghost of a nun, a disturbing discussion about Pluto, zombies, weapons, butter sauce, muppets, torture, more werewolves, a really sexy vampire with a serious video game addiction, chupacabras, sniper rifles, evil plots, bad song parodies, witches, furries, even more sex, a military base, the greatness of B.O.B., dullahans (fairy headless horsemen), and an adorable stuffed skunk. You've been warned. Now on to the description: Hi, I'm Daphne Dinkly. All of my friends call me DD. My fans call me a hero, but that's really not true. I'm a coward, and to be honest I'm also a traitor. The real heroes are my friends. They saved the day. I'm just the girl that switched sides at the last possible second. I had my reasons for why I betrayed them, and under the same circumstances I'd probably do it all again. I'm not proud of that. The reality is that I should be rotting in a Supermax prison right now as a terrorist, but my best friend Joseph stepped in and convinced everyone that I was some sort of double agent. He's the big scary looking muscled up guy with the cute butt that you want to just grab with both hands and squeeze for all your worth. That booty of his tempts me almost as much as leftover cheesecake, but unfortunately for me his booty already belongs to Penny. She's that gorgeous redheaded vampire that you might have seen doing commercials for energy drinks, and that new line of lingerie. When she's not making commercials marketing Midnight Squad clothing, drinks, ice cream, and even condoms. She's either playing World of Warcraft, or doing sexy things to Joseph that we probably shouldn't discuss here in this introduction. We weren't always famous. The world didn't even know about vampires, werewolves, witches, and ghosts until my friends showed up and saved the day from an evil jinn's attempt at taking over the United States. After my friends saved the day the world learned about Joseph "Grim" Reaper, the newest member of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. He's actually become The Death. He's got a horse and everything. He even lets us ride it. Then there's Penny, his beautiful vampire girlfriend. Danika, the lesbian werewolf dating Joseph's sister Niki. Janine, the very flirtatious ghost of a nun. Finally there's Katy. She's this super powerful gothic witch. Together we used our newfound fame to form Midnight Squad. Joseph and the girls do all the commercials, and meanwhile in my free time I get to do research and development projects for anything that suits my fancy. Money, fame, and great friends. Now if I could just get a date everything would be practically perfect. Of course there is a reason why no one knew about vampires, werewolves, and all the stuff that goes bump in the night. That reason is an organization that calls itself The Darkness. They want to keep the world ignorant of things like my friends, and they'll do whatever it takes. When The Darkness comes after you, they don't leave survivors...they leave examples. ***This is a full length novel. It is an erotically charged comedic urban fantasy. Grab yourself a copy, and hop on for the ride.***


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***Warning*** This book contains sex, nudity, hilarious situations, general oddness, a lesbian werewolf, more hot steamy sex, fairies, references to World of Warcraft, the flirtatious ghost of a nun, a disturbing discussion about Pluto, zombies, weapons, butter sauce, muppets, torture, more werewolves, a really sexy vampire with a serious video game addiction, chupacabras, ***Warning*** This book contains sex, nudity, hilarious situations, general oddness, a lesbian werewolf, more hot steamy sex, fairies, references to World of Warcraft, the flirtatious ghost of a nun, a disturbing discussion about Pluto, zombies, weapons, butter sauce, muppets, torture, more werewolves, a really sexy vampire with a serious video game addiction, chupacabras, sniper rifles, evil plots, bad song parodies, witches, furries, even more sex, a military base, the greatness of B.O.B., dullahans (fairy headless horsemen), and an adorable stuffed skunk. You've been warned. Now on to the description: Hi, I'm Daphne Dinkly. All of my friends call me DD. My fans call me a hero, but that's really not true. I'm a coward, and to be honest I'm also a traitor. The real heroes are my friends. They saved the day. I'm just the girl that switched sides at the last possible second. I had my reasons for why I betrayed them, and under the same circumstances I'd probably do it all again. I'm not proud of that. The reality is that I should be rotting in a Supermax prison right now as a terrorist, but my best friend Joseph stepped in and convinced everyone that I was some sort of double agent. He's the big scary looking muscled up guy with the cute butt that you want to just grab with both hands and squeeze for all your worth. That booty of his tempts me almost as much as leftover cheesecake, but unfortunately for me his booty already belongs to Penny. She's that gorgeous redheaded vampire that you might have seen doing commercials for energy drinks, and that new line of lingerie. When she's not making commercials marketing Midnight Squad clothing, drinks, ice cream, and even condoms. She's either playing World of Warcraft, or doing sexy things to Joseph that we probably shouldn't discuss here in this introduction. We weren't always famous. The world didn't even know about vampires, werewolves, witches, and ghosts until my friends showed up and saved the day from an evil jinn's attempt at taking over the United States. After my friends saved the day the world learned about Joseph "Grim" Reaper, the newest member of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. He's actually become The Death. He's got a horse and everything. He even lets us ride it. Then there's Penny, his beautiful vampire girlfriend. Danika, the lesbian werewolf dating Joseph's sister Niki. Janine, the very flirtatious ghost of a nun. Finally there's Katy. She's this super powerful gothic witch. Together we used our newfound fame to form Midnight Squad. Joseph and the girls do all the commercials, and meanwhile in my free time I get to do research and development projects for anything that suits my fancy. Money, fame, and great friends. Now if I could just get a date everything would be practically perfect. Of course there is a reason why no one knew about vampires, werewolves, and all the stuff that goes bump in the night. That reason is an organization that calls itself The Darkness. They want to keep the world ignorant of things like my friends, and they'll do whatever it takes. When The Darkness comes after you, they don't leave survivors...they leave examples. ***This is a full length novel. It is an erotically charged comedic urban fantasy. Grab yourself a copy, and hop on for the ride.***

30 review for The Ties That Bind

  1. 5 out of 5

    Joe

    I liked the first book better. The plot in this one was better and more exciting but I just didn't find myself interested in reading the story from DD's point of view. I also don't really care for her relationship to Grim and Penny. She felt like an outsider or third wheel to their relationship the entire time; better as a friend but not as a lover. Penny and Grim fit well together, DD just didn't click... I'm excited to see how Grim deals with Penny's family and there's good plot material there I liked the first book better. The plot in this one was better and more exciting but I just didn't find myself interested in reading the story from DD's point of view. I also don't really care for her relationship to Grim and Penny. She felt like an outsider or third wheel to their relationship the entire time; better as a friend but not as a lover. Penny and Grim fit well together, DD just didn't click... I'm excited to see how Grim deals with Penny's family and there's good plot material there. DD... just dunno what the author would write about except her tagging along with Grim and Penny everywhere as a third. His books focus a little heavy on religion; the constant mention of god and religious related things. I feel like a lot of that can be taken out without changing the story.

  2. 5 out of 5

    Ruth

    This year must be the worst for entries onto my DNF shelf. I know it was a Kindle Freebie but I found it to be such drivel that I just could not continue with it. Words to the normal crew: don't even bother even if it is free. This year must be the worst for entries onto my DNF shelf. I know it was a Kindle Freebie but I found it to be such drivel that I just could not continue with it. Words to the normal crew: don't even bother even if it is free.

  3. 4 out of 5

    Aluara Kross

    In comparison to my love of the first book, this one had to many God references. I am not saying that God wasn't a big part of the story but it felt overdone. It was still a really good story that made me laugh when I needed to. In comparison to my love of the first book, this one had to many God references. I am not saying that God wasn't a big part of the story but it felt overdone. It was still a really good story that made me laugh when I needed to.

  4. 5 out of 5

    Amaya

    conflicted between a 2 and 3 star rating

  5. 5 out of 5

    Michele bookloverforever

    slow starting....Not as good as the first in the series..but parts are hilarious...true Christianity preached...love finds a way..surprise villain...bittersweet ending..monsters, dangers galore.

  6. 5 out of 5

    Tecehen

    Even better than the first one! The story is exposed from DD's viewpoint, I like how the characters evolved from the first book, as well as the various plots in this new one Even better than the first one! The story is exposed from DD's viewpoint, I like how the characters evolved from the first book, as well as the various plots in this new one

  7. 5 out of 5

    Iori

    weird I never thought I would find a book so comic and it was hard to not love the characters. The author love to mindfuck the readers and it's good xD weird I never thought I would find a book so comic and it was hard to not love the characters. The author love to mindfuck the readers and it's good xD

  8. 4 out of 5

    Kaydee Sama

  9. 5 out of 5

    Mad Giles (Giles A. Madding)

  10. 4 out of 5

    Marwan Joury

  11. 4 out of 5

    Colin

  12. 4 out of 5

    Elizabeth

  13. 5 out of 5

    Terry

  14. 5 out of 5

    David

  15. 5 out of 5

    Nick Brock

  16. 4 out of 5

    Michael Anderle

  17. 5 out of 5

    John

  18. 4 out of 5

    J.l.m. Visada

  19. 4 out of 5

    Paul

  20. 5 out of 5

    Janie

  21. 5 out of 5

    James

  22. 5 out of 5

    Christopher N

  23. 5 out of 5

    カ-ル ピネダ

  24. 4 out of 5

    Misty McCabe

  25. 4 out of 5

    Sev

  26. 4 out of 5

    Ashley Horyn

  27. 5 out of 5

    jo ann ianieri

  28. 5 out of 5

    Rich Julien

  29. 5 out of 5

    Gillian

  30. 5 out of 5

    Debby Vetter

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