"Well, the slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws vampires off!" -- Willow Rosenberg, "Anne" BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CAN TOSS A ONE-LINER MORE LETHAL THAN HER RIGHT HOOK -- WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. NOW FANS OF BUFFY'S WICKED WORDPLAY WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS EXHAUSTIVE COLLECTION OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST TELLING, AND OFTEN POIGNANT QUOTES "Well, the slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws vampires off!" -- Willow Rosenberg, "Anne" BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CAN TOSS A ONE-LINER MORE LETHAL THAN HER RIGHT HOOK -- WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. NOW FANS OF BUFFY'S WICKED WORDPLAY WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS EXHAUSTIVE COLLECTION OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST TELLING, AND OFTEN POIGNANT QUOTES FROM THE EMMY-NOMINATED TELEVISION SHOW. "'Her abuse of the English language is such that I understand only every other sentence....'" -- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (quoting Giles) on Buffy, "Bad Girls" CATEGORIZED, CROSS-REFERENCED, AND COMPLETE WITH A COLOR-PHOTO INSERT, THIS NOTABLE QUOTE COMPENDIUM WILL HAVE YOU EAGERLY ENHANCING YOUR BUFFY-SPEAK. "If I had the Slayer's power, I'd be punning right about now." -- Buffy Summers, "Helpless"
The Quotable Slayer (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Well, the slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws vampires off!" -- Willow Rosenberg, "Anne" BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CAN TOSS A ONE-LINER MORE LETHAL THAN HER RIGHT HOOK -- WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. NOW FANS OF BUFFY'S WICKED WORDPLAY WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS EXHAUSTIVE COLLECTION OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST TELLING, AND OFTEN POIGNANT QUOTES "Well, the slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws vampires off!" -- Willow Rosenberg, "Anne" BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CAN TOSS A ONE-LINER MORE LETHAL THAN HER RIGHT HOOK -- WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. NOW FANS OF BUFFY'S WICKED WORDPLAY WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS EXHAUSTIVE COLLECTION OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST TELLING, AND OFTEN POIGNANT QUOTES FROM THE EMMY-NOMINATED TELEVISION SHOW. "'Her abuse of the English language is such that I understand only every other sentence....'" -- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (quoting Giles) on Buffy, "Bad Girls" CATEGORIZED, CROSS-REFERENCED, AND COMPLETE WITH A COLOR-PHOTO INSERT, THIS NOTABLE QUOTE COMPENDIUM WILL HAVE YOU EAGERLY ENHANCING YOUR BUFFY-SPEAK. "If I had the Slayer's power, I'd be punning right about now." -- Buffy Summers, "Helpless"
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Peter –
This as been sitting on the shelf unread since its original publication with only the occasional flick through. This is one of those cashcow books that has no reason to see the light of day, except to make money from fans; of course. The two stars are because it inspired me to watch the series again.
Rupert Matthews –
A blast from the past, and an essential read for any fans of this great TV show. Such great gems as Buffy: The sarcasm accomplishes nothing. Giles: It was sort of an end in itself. Xander: Is it difficult the play the guitar? Oz: Not the way I play it. In all 260 pages of great quotes. Of course, if you are not a Buffy fan then this is not for you.
Dark-Draco –
I got this from Bookmooch.com, and once I received it, I devoured the lot within 24 hours. It's a great book for dipping in and out of, reading a few quotes whenever there's a spare few seconds to fill. There's quotes from all the favourite characters, from all seven series, and each one took me back to the episode it came from. One I will probably enjoy again and again. I got this from Bookmooch.com, and once I received it, I devoured the lot within 24 hours. It's a great book for dipping in and out of, reading a few quotes whenever there's a spare few seconds to fill. There's quotes from all the favourite characters, from all seven series, and each one took me back to the episode it came from. One I will probably enjoy again and again.
Cordy –
as always another 5 out of 5 star book for me. all buffy related items are a 5 in my opinion
Saga –
I loved it! It made you think back to some episodes. The only reason why it gets 4 stars and not 5 is because some of my favorite quotas were not in there.
Matt –
Here it is, fellow fans of quite possibly the best television series about the supernatural ever conceived -- all your favorite Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode lines from all seven seasons (or pretty damned near), organized by topic and character. I've seen just about every episode several times now, and I still find myself leafing through this for choice jokes, snaps and comebacks from Buffy, Xander, Willow and the gang. Now if they would only put out a companion volume to do the same for Ange Here it is, fellow fans of quite possibly the best television series about the supernatural ever conceived -- all your favorite Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode lines from all seven seasons (or pretty damned near), organized by topic and character. I've seen just about every episode several times now, and I still find myself leafing through this for choice jokes, snaps and comebacks from Buffy, Xander, Willow and the gang. Now if they would only put out a companion volume to do the same for Angel...! Break this out while watching the reruns on Logo and see how many you can find from the episode that's on!
Lesley –
This book reminded me of better days when there was Buffy and the Scooby Gang. Reading these quotes, I could hear the sarcastic comebacks said by each person and loved it all. A good trip down memory lane which made me want to watch the entire series all over again. BTVS was Joss Whedon's masterpiece that can never be duplicated or topped. This book reminded me of better days when there was Buffy and the Scooby Gang. Reading these quotes, I could hear the sarcastic comebacks said by each person and loved it all. A good trip down memory lane which made me want to watch the entire series all over again. BTVS was Joss Whedon's masterpiece that can never be duplicated or topped.
Indah Threez Lestari –
Love it!!! I read this book after I re-watched all episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV Series, so when I read the quotes I can pictures the acts in my head and how the actors said them. I love the TV series because its witty and funny dialogues, and this book compiled the sharpest, most telling, and memorable quotes from the show. Just the way I like it!
Christina –
It's like a Buffy bible, although there are some quotes that never made the cut which is disappointing. And my copy is utterly TRASHED because something strange must have infected it and it COMPLEEEEETELY fell apart. I refuse to throw it away though - especially as I can't find it in stores anymore and it is seriously the greatest memorabilia! It's like a Buffy bible, although there are some quotes that never made the cut which is disappointing. And my copy is utterly TRASHED because something strange must have infected it and it COMPLEEEEETELY fell apart. I refuse to throw it away though - especially as I can't find it in stores anymore and it is seriously the greatest memorabilia!
Joy –
My BBF (Best Buffy Friend) Beth got me this book. it is great to read while you are...uh, hum...on the throne. Any proper Buffy Fan would appriciate the compilation of witty Buffy quips and puns! THANKS BETHY!!!
Amanda R –
There were at least 2 quotes I noticed that were attributed to the wrong characters. Since the whole point of the book was to list quotes from the show, you'd think they've have been a little more careful. There were at least 2 quotes I noticed that were attributed to the wrong characters. Since the whole point of the book was to list quotes from the show, you'd think they've have been a little more careful.
Marque –
As embarrassing as it is that I made a slight return to the geekdom of fan-generated literature, it was a fun read. It is what it sounds like, a book of quotes from the series. A walk down memory lane. My only critiques: Not enough Anya quotes! Too many Riley quotes.
Hpitcher –
so my best friend gave me this for my birthday because this summer i decided to get through all seven seasons on my computer. i pretty much became obsessed and she gave it to me. i was pumped and i love this book it has the best and funniest quotes ever!
Allison –
Gotta love the Buffy quotes.
Rachel –
Best Quotes from the show...who couldn't like this? Best Quotes from the show...who couldn't like this?
Sharon –
It was ok for a quotes' book but really only 1 comment from Drucilla!!! She was mental and funny as anything. It was ok for a quotes' book but really only 1 comment from Drucilla!!! She was mental and funny as anything.
James –
Just excellent. Full of quotes and laughs.
Amy –
Love this book! Reminds me of all of my favorite episodes :-)
Katheryn Thompson –
All the bits of Buffy that made you laugh out loud in one place - what's not to love? One warning though...it will make you want to watch the entire series again. All the bits of Buffy that made you laugh out loud in one place - what's not to love? One warning though...it will make you want to watch the entire series again.
Sophie Anderson –
Buffy-isms! Spike-isms. Scooby-isms. Brush up on your Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes, and use the next one at the nerd party!
Patrick –
Best TV show ever.
Amy –
absolutely hysterical soundbites from Buffy.
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