This here is a very short and very silly story. This is the story I usually read, when I do my visiting author schtick in an elementary school. This is because kids are always asking questions like: Why is the sky blue? And why is the grass green? And why do republicans hate women? oh, wait, umm, somebody else was asking that one. There are perfectly sounds answer to these q This here is a very short and very silly story. This is the story I usually read, when I do my visiting author schtick in an elementary school. This is because kids are always asking questions like: Why is the sky blue? And why is the grass green? And why do republicans hate women? oh, wait, umm, somebody else was asking that one. There are perfectly sounds answer to these questions, and then there are answers that make no sense at all. Here then is one of the latter.